sometimes when you're stressed certain things are super funny
I'm waiting for the bus, and it's late. Then two buses come by; but only one stops to pick up the massive amount of people waiting.
I'm getting on, and though it's originally empty, it's extremely full now. I sit next to my friend, and I'm steamed that only one bus stops.
The other bus goes by, and it's totally empty! And I'm like, "Shit damn! Look at it, that other bus is empty as hell!"
and she just looks at me, and we just burst out laughing; "Oh wait, no; what am I saying, hell's not empty at all."
__________Later that bus ride_______________
me: Oh, so you've never shown me a picture of your husband. Do you have one?
her: I do, but it's not recent.
me: That's ok, do you have it on you? I want to see!
her: Sure, but... *flips her wallet and hands the pic of her family + the dog to me*
me: Ah! You're all wearing the same outfit! ...and you have a dog! Aw, what kind?
her: A german shepard and australian sheepdog mix. He's dead now though. Cancer.
me: Oh, I'm sorry.
me: And so that's your daughter, your son, and your husband!
her: Yup. They're all grown now, and my husband is a lot thinner now.
me: Ah, I do see the resemblance between you and your daughter. And your son too-- he looks more like you than your husband.
her: They do.
me: And the dog too.
her: Yes, he takes after me as well.
me: Why isn't your husband smiling?
her: Well, he didn't like the pose, and etc...
(some silence)
me: Oh right, so what's his name?
her: Boo.
me: *surprised* Boo?
(we crack up laughing SO BAD, my cheeks start to hurt)
her: *between laughs* Did you mean my husband?
me: *between laughs* Oh no, I actually wasn't, but I was surprised because I realized I should've asked for your husband's name first
I'm getting on, and though it's originally empty, it's extremely full now. I sit next to my friend, and I'm steamed that only one bus stops.
The other bus goes by, and it's totally empty! And I'm like, "Shit damn! Look at it, that other bus is empty as hell!"
and she just looks at me, and we just burst out laughing; "Oh wait, no; what am I saying, hell's not empty at all."
__________Later that bus ride_______________
me: Oh, so you've never shown me a picture of your husband. Do you have one?
her: I do, but it's not recent.
me: That's ok, do you have it on you? I want to see!
her: Sure, but... *flips her wallet and hands the pic of her family + the dog to me*
me: Ah! You're all wearing the same outfit! ...and you have a dog! Aw, what kind?
her: A german shepard and australian sheepdog mix. He's dead now though. Cancer.
me: Oh, I'm sorry.
me: And so that's your daughter, your son, and your husband!
her: Yup. They're all grown now, and my husband is a lot thinner now.
me: Ah, I do see the resemblance between you and your daughter. And your son too-- he looks more like you than your husband.
her: They do.
me: And the dog too.
her: Yes, he takes after me as well.
me: Why isn't your husband smiling?
her: Well, he didn't like the pose, and etc...
(some silence)
me: Oh right, so what's his name?
her: Boo.
me: *surprised* Boo?
(we crack up laughing SO BAD, my cheeks start to hurt)
her: *between laughs* Did you mean my husband?
me: *between laughs* Oh no, I actually wasn't, but I was surprised because I realized I should've asked for your husband's name first