Bots hate Bugle. It's a fact.
And here's proof. (I'm NinjaWizard, Tortoise is a bot, which is easy to figure out.)
[03:59:05] Tortoise [tortoise@hide-5D10B81C.peeron.com] has joined #ponymagic!
[04:07:27] Tortoise pats spazz on the head
[04:19:42] <%NinjaWizard> >_>
[04:19:44] <%NinjaWizard> Hi Torto
[04:19:47] Tortoise waves
[04:20:12] <%NinjaWizard> Torto, fetch relsqui
[04:20:12] Tortoise sucks the life force out of those he slays so he can cast more spells.
[04:20:33] <%NinjaWizard> FETCH
[04:20:34] <%NinjaWizard> NOT KILL
[04:20:35] <%NinjaWizard> D:
[04:22:08] <%NinjaWizard> Torto, fetch Bugle
[04:22:10] Tortoise dumps a bunch of habanero sauce into his mac and cheese.
[04:22:16] <%NinjaWizard> [04:23:04] Torto fails at following orders
[04:23:05] Tortoise does not have that kind of shell
[04:23:09] (now he's gonna kill me)
[04:23:15] >_>
[04:23:26] we need to get him a new shell if he's gonna follow orders.
[04:24:25] <%NinjaWizard> Torto, sit.
[04:24:26] Tortoise stabs Bugle in the brain.
[04:24:35] >_>
[04:24:36] NinjaWizard chokes up.
[04:24:38] Ow
The next two were just amusing for entertainment value.
[04:33:57] Night.
[04:33:57] Tortoise waves
[04:34:04] Chompie waves
[04:34:05] Ultros uses Torto as a pillow
[04:34:06] Tortoise refuses to fall asleep at the computer!
[04:34:14] Fine, we'll go to bed.
[04:34:14] Hahahaha!
[04:34:17] It actually works in context!
[04:34:30] Ultros [canoc@hide-2D0A52C3.home1.cgocable.net] has quit IRC: Quit:
[04:37:31] NinjaWizard defends Torto
[04:37:32] Tortoise names it Xerox
[04:37:41] <%NinjaWizard> I... names -what- Xerox?
[04:37:55] <%NinjaWizard> TORTO WHAT DID YOU BRING HOME
[04:37:56] Tortoise is happy with his new computer.
[04:37:59] <%NinjaWizard> Oh.
[04:38:03] <%NinjaWizard> Well that's okay then.
[04:38:21] <%NinjaWizard> Torto has a new computer named Xerox.
[04:38:22] Tortoise draws ponies on them
[04:38:28] <%NinjaWizard> ...covered in ponies.
[04:39:51] <%NinjaWizard> Good Torto
[04:39:52] Tortoise looks proud of himself
[04:39:54] <%NinjaWizard> Draw more ponies.
[03:59:05] Tortoise [tortoise@hide-5D10B81C.peeron.com] has joined #ponymagic!
[04:07:27] Tortoise pats spazz on the head
[04:19:42] <%NinjaWizard> >_>
[04:19:44] <%NinjaWizard> Hi Torto
[04:19:47] Tortoise waves
[04:20:12] <%NinjaWizard> Torto, fetch relsqui
[04:20:12] Tortoise sucks the life force out of those he slays so he can cast more spells.
[04:20:33] <%NinjaWizard> FETCH
[04:20:34] <%NinjaWizard> NOT KILL
[04:20:35] <%NinjaWizard> D:
[04:22:08] <%NinjaWizard> Torto, fetch Bugle
[04:22:10] Tortoise dumps a bunch of habanero sauce into his mac and cheese.
[04:22:16] <%NinjaWizard> [04:23:04] Torto fails at following orders
[04:23:05] Tortoise does not have that kind of shell
[04:23:09] (now he's gonna kill me)
[04:23:15] >_>
[04:23:26] we need to get him a new shell if he's gonna follow orders.
[04:24:25] <%NinjaWizard> Torto, sit.
[04:24:26] Tortoise stabs Bugle in the brain.
[04:24:35] >_>
[04:24:36] NinjaWizard chokes up.
[04:24:38] Ow
The next two were just amusing for entertainment value.
[04:33:57] Night.
[04:33:57] Tortoise waves
[04:34:04] Chompie waves
[04:34:05] Ultros uses Torto as a pillow
[04:34:06] Tortoise refuses to fall asleep at the computer!
[04:34:14] Fine, we'll go to bed.
[04:34:14] Hahahaha!
[04:34:17] It actually works in context!
[04:34:30] Ultros [canoc@hide-2D0A52C3.home1.cgocable.net] has quit IRC: Quit:
[04:37:31] NinjaWizard defends Torto
[04:37:32] Tortoise names it Xerox
[04:37:41] <%NinjaWizard> I... names -what- Xerox?
[04:37:55] <%NinjaWizard> TORTO WHAT DID YOU BRING HOME
[04:37:56] Tortoise is happy with his new computer.
[04:37:59] <%NinjaWizard> Oh.
[04:38:03] <%NinjaWizard> Well that's okay then.
[04:38:21] <%NinjaWizard> Torto has a new computer named Xerox.
[04:38:22] Tortoise draws ponies on them
[04:38:28] <%NinjaWizard> ...covered in ponies.
[04:39:51] <%NinjaWizard> Good Torto
[04:39:52] Tortoise looks proud of himself
[04:39:54] <%NinjaWizard> Draw more ponies.