blah, blah, Sultan of Snark™, blah
this is long overdue.
partly because I’m lazy, can’t be bothered to blog about things (still haven’t quite got the hang of it yet), life in general, but mainly because I’m too involved with some special yellow people at the moment. they, with their mildly melanin-pigmented skin and non-Latin-influenced language is just. uh. majorly obsessive. D:
still, I like jews. I have this friend who’s partly jewish and is amazingly clever at everything. maybe it’s because of their genetic pool/ weird way of procreating within one singular race/ the way they’re brought up, but they are fucking clever. if you’ll excuse the language.
this one guy is a jew, beyond hysterical, and cracks me up every time. who?
joel stein. he is the comic genius, and I am exceedingly jealous but very much dazzled by his wit. he is also very sexy, and he knows it.
from two months back, (my favourite editions of TIME are always the ones featuring JS at the back with his “THE AWESOME COLUMN”.)
I told her I was lazy, self-involved and sexually frustrated. Martin, who is very good at her job, turned "lazy" into "needing stimulation," which she then turned into "dynamic" and finally "rock star." She transformed "self-involved" into "open." Starting to get it, I suggested that "sexually frustrated" is really just "sexy." "I think the first two for sure," she said.
so here is a briefly compiled list of my all-time favourite jews:
1. Joel Stein - enough said. he’s the overlord of my not-so-intellectual-hilarity cravings. he even has his own theme tune.
2. Einstein. for his genius, crazy, his hair, brain, and contribution to physics and the world in general (although not condoning Hiroshima).
3. Woody Allen. I like his films. they have a very hazy, beautiful feeling about them, as if they were veiled up in some kind of artistic film.
4. Ben Stiller. funny, funny, short, funny.
5. Natalie Portman. she is amazingly beautiful, caught up in the Hollywood bubble, but has this awe-inspiring background. she went to Harvard.
6. Michael Cera. I don’t even know if he’s a proper jew. but just, adorable.
7. Howard Wolowitz. um. not real. but, heck, I love, love, love THE BIG BANG THEORY. Sheldon’s the best, but he’s not a jew, so.
there are probably many, many more who I can’t remember. and (if you’re still reading) you probably think I’m crazy.
which I don’t deny.
but, ah, just spreading the Jew love.