Some random words I've search on Urban Dictionary...

Dec 26, 2009 22:43


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SasuxNaru
SasuxNaru is short for 'Sasuke x Naruto' or in other words; Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. If there is ever a canon yaoi pairing in Naruto, then it would most probably be SasuNaru. In fact, many people would even say that SasuNaru would be the most likely pairing in the whole series, if there ever is any. Although many other people may deny the two ever getting together, they still can't deny that Sasuke has feelings deeper than comradeship toward the oblivious blonde haired boy.

In a Shonen Jump (the publishers of Naruto) interview with Kishimoto (the manga-ka of Naruto)---

Shonen Jump Question: 
Naruto and Sasuke kiss (accidentally) in the first chapter where they appear together. Does this add a special dimension to their rivalry?

Masashi Kishimoto Answer: 
I didn’t have any particular reason for it, other then to surprise readers. I mainly did it because I don’t think there has ever been a manga where two rivals kissed. Also, by having this encounter, it was easier to set up the love triangle: Sakura, who had intended to be the first one to kiss Sasuke, has it stolen by her rival Naruto, Sasuke and Naruto are rivals, so there’s and added tension there. And so on and so forth.

If one would look closely to Kishimoto said, then he'll notice that he said that Naruto was Sakura's rival (in love?). Which means that Sakura somewhat sees Naruto as a threat in her quest for Sasuke's affection. Plus, he said that it was a love triangle. Obviously it would be that: Naruto likes Sakura; Sakura likes Sasuke; and Sasuke likes...Naruto? That would be the most obvious answer.
SasuxNaru is the best pairing ever!

NaruSasu

Yaoi (boyXboy) pairing from the popular manga/anime  Naruto consisting of the ever since rivals/best friends NARUto Uzumaki and SASUke Uchiha.

Deepest relationship in Naruto; the term "NaruSasu" has Naruto top during anal sex and in the relationship - avoiding that Naruto is turned into the "weeping wuss" often depicted by  SasuNaru doujin artists, the majority of which NarutoXSasuke fans turn to. Blame is Yaoi dynamics, SRS BSNS to the fantards: Seme = top, Uke = bottom.

Sometimes "NaruSasu" is a preferred term to "SasuNaru" for people that are neutral about the pairing or are sick of SasuNaru OOC, because NaruSasu doujins tend to respect character personality more. 
Honestly I'd say that either could be seme or uke, despite what most Sasutards think.
SasuNarutard: SASGAY IZ LIEK SRSLY TEH SEME WHO TOPS THAT NAIVE NAROODO!!!1111 
NaruSasutard: SasUKE IS AN EMO. EMOS BOTTOM. KYUBBI PWNS ALL.

*NarutoXSasuke fan shoots both*

Me: I prefer to be a SasuNaru fan in denial than see NarUKE-chan continuously raped. More NaruSasu PLZ

Naruto Uzumaki
From the anime Naruto; Naruto is a young ninja from the village Konohagakure who is encased with a demonic fox that attacked his village around the time of his birth. His primary motivation throughout the series is to become Hokage, or in other words, the village leader of Konohagakure. During the beginning of the series, Naruto was a simple-minded prankster who wished for acceptance. However, as the series progresses, Naruto develops into a more much mature character, although he still retains some of his childhood traits. Naruto appears in all of the series' films, as well as other media related to the franchise, including video games and OVAs.

Naruto Uzumaki: "I will become the next Hokage! Dattebayo!"

Naruto Uzumaki: Ano sa! Ano sa! Kaka-sensei!"

Naruto Uzumaki: Rameeen!

Dan, oh, tentunya, belum ada yang bisa mengalahkan ini:

saucegay wasn't found, but these are close:

Sasuke Uchiha
One of the main characters in the anime/manga series "Naruto". When he was younger, he witnessed the murder of his entire clan at the hand of his sexy older brother, Itachi Uchiha. As a result he is very angsty and emotionally unstable, and desires revenge on his older brother at all costs. His teammates are Naruto Uzumaki (his best friend/rival/gay lover), Sakura Haruno (his good friend, who has a crush on him, unaware of his gayness), and Kakashi Hatake (his sensei/teacher/father figure).

Just as Naruto starts to work his way into Sasuke's heart, Orochimaru (the son of Lord Voldemort and Michael Jackson), who desires the bloodline limit of the Uchiha clan (the Sharingan), approaches Sasuke during the Chuunin exams and gives him a hickey--er, Cursed Seal to give him a taste of power and put him back on the path of revenge. As a result, later in the series Sasuke joins Orochimaru, who begins to train/molest him, so he can become strong enough to kill Itachi.

Despite what rabid fangirls wish to believe, there is no evidence that Sasuke is heterosexual. Quite the opposite, actually. Sasuke shows no interest in females, despite having legions of fangirls within the series who he could easily get into bed if he desired. Fangirls like to use the "I want to restore my clan" line as proof that Sasuke is straight, despite the fact that "restore my clan" is a very vague phrase and Sasuke has done nothing to back up his words (IF restore clan = make babies).

Nearly everyone in the Naruto fandom hates Sasuke for being "an emo fag" and betraying his friends, and apparently they don't care that Sasuke went through overwhelming trauma as a child and is probably borderline insane. This just shows that the majority of the Naruto fandom are heartless bastards who hate what they don't understand. There are other reasons people hate Sasuke, but they're all stupid so it's pointless to state them here.

This definition will have 1748354793141571894751341 thumbs down from Sasuke haters.
Person 1: Sasuke Uchiha is such an emo fag!!1 If I were him I'd NEVER EVER EVER betray my friends!!1 And I wouldn't be so EMO if my bro killed my parents!!1 Blahblahblah sasuke sux blahblah emo crybaby blaahblahblah killed Deidei-kun-chan-sama blahblahblah fag blah blah *WHINE BITCH WHINE BITCH* *IS A HYPOCRITE*

Person 2: ...Wow. You're the most immature, whiny emo crybaby bitch I've ever met. You clearly don't understand Sasuke Uchiha.

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narusasu, sasunaru, iseng, naruto, sasuke

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