Fic: Big Brooms
Title: Big Brooms (I know it's lame)
Author:
chiaki_ayumi
Pairing: H/D
Rating: PG 16 ( i think)
Warning: lame pick up line... and fluff.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's Note: This is my third fic, and it's only a drabble written in 15 mins. An entry to
enchanted_jae's monthly drabble with the prompt which is to use a completely lame pick-up line. Enjoy and Review!!
Word count: 83
“Malfoy! I heard you like to ride big brooms, would you like to try mine?”
“Potter… that maybe the lamest pick up line ever but… we’ll see if it’s up my standards.”
“Huh? What the hell are you talking about Malfoy?”
“What? You’re the one that said you wanted me to ride your cock!”
“My WHAT?! I just wanted you to try my new racing broom!”
“I… um…”
“But if you really want to ride me, all you had to do was ask.”
Author:
chiaki_ayumi
Pairing: H/D
Rating: PG 16 ( i think)
Warning: lame pick up line... and fluff.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's Note: This is my third fic, and it's only a drabble written in 15 mins. An entry to
enchanted_jae's monthly drabble with the prompt which is to use a completely lame pick-up line. Enjoy and Review!!
Word count: 83
“Malfoy! I heard you like to ride big brooms, would you like to try mine?”
“Potter… that maybe the lamest pick up line ever but… we’ll see if it’s up my standards.”
“Huh? What the hell are you talking about Malfoy?”
“What? You’re the one that said you wanted me to ride your cock!”
“My WHAT?! I just wanted you to try my new racing broom!”
“I… um…”
“But if you really want to ride me, all you had to do was ask.”