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Smartass comments courtesy of my cynical, realistic self.
[ ] own car (No. Two jobs, yes, but no car.)
[x] cell phone (But no land line. Does this still count?)
[ ] own phone line (What would be the point?)
[x] own bathroom (It's my apartment, there'd better not be anyone else using it!)
[x] own room
[ ] 2 or more story house (I live on the ground floor of a three story apartment building, that count?)
[ ] built-in pool (Only when it rains hard or the idiot on the third floor overfills her bath.)
[ ] guest house
[ ] game room (Yeah, right next to the three car garage and the guest house.)
[ ] tv in your room (No tv. No need.)
[ ] queen bed (I wish. No, it's more of a small futon on the floor.)
[ ] more than 20 pairs of shoes (The day I own more than five pairs of shoes is the day I commit sepku.)
[ ] 10+ things from a designer store (No. Just no.)
[x] good grades (Considering pass/fail is set at 60%, yes, my grades are fairly good. Failure is not an option.)
[ ] designer sunglasses (Oh, don't make me laugh.)
[ ] dooney and burke purse (Who and what purse?)
[x] ipod (shuffle)
[ ] XBOX (Prerequisite: tv. See response to tv question.)
[ ] PS2 (Ditto.)
[ ] mp3 player (Well, I have several mp3 playing programs on my computer.)
[ ] range rover (Isn't this a type of car? See answer to first question.)
[ ] basketball hoop (Basketball is evil.)
[ ] air hockey table (Chiad + Air Hockey = Broken walls and hospitalization.)
[ ] pool table (I gotz p00l skillz. But no pool table.)
[ ] ping pong table (No room. Or desire.)
[ ] trampoline (Boing. Boing. *Crunch* Crap, my head is stuck in the ceiling.)
[ ] live ON a lake or pond (Used to.)
[ ] own a pair of skiis (Hells no. Do I look suicidal?)
[ ] own a snowboard (Ditto.)
[ ] has a boat (I have a yellow duck that floats in the tub. This count?)
[ ] has a jet ski (Better things to spend money on.)
[ ] has a beach house/cabin (No thank you. Keeping one place tidy is enough work.)
[ ] only child (Some days I wish.)
[x] stereo system in bedroom (but only if you count a spare pair of speakers jurry-rigged into my ipod shuffle and/or diskman)
[ ] DVD player in bedroom (This would require a TV. See answer to tv question.)
[ ] 100+ dvd's (No. But possibly that many CD-Rs)
[ ] gets $50+ for allowance each month (I wish.)
[x] goes shopping every month (Food is good.)
[ ] shops at abercrombie (Where?)
[ ] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend (Sorry, I work weekends.)
[ ] makeup (I can makeup excuses, makeup formulas, makeup tests, makeup answers, makeup reasons, and even makeup some food.)
[ ] 2+ family cars (1 car, 1 rust heap.)
[x] a mom AND a dad (Not by choice.)
[ ] perfume/cologne (Makes me ill.)
[ ] AIM (Yeah, but my throwing arm's not so good. I am tolerable with pistol, rifle, and sword though.)
[ ] MSN (Is ebil.)
[ ] Yahoo (What're you so happy about?)
[ ] 15+ trophies (Do medals count?)
[x] own digital camera (My precious.)
[ ] walk-in closet (Only if you're really, really skinny.)
[ ] electric scooter (Only if you plug my legs into an electrical socket.)
[ ] dirt bike (The bike I've sortof got is very dirty.)
[ ] 4X4 wheeler
[ ] guitar/drums (Happily, no.)
[ ] hammock (No, but I use my friend's at every chance.)
[ ] been on a cruise (Ocean goes up... and down, and up and down and up and down and... oooo... barf.)
[x] traveled out of the country (Texas has spaghetti roads)
[ ] personal fit trainer (No thanks, I'm fairly good at throwing my own personal fits.)
[ ] expensive jewelry (Nope. I don't tend to wear jewlery, it's not a good idea in my line of work.)
[x] met a celeb. (They were furry and drooled. I took their temperatures, gave them treats, and petted them. The dogs from Eight Below rocked!)
[ ] straightener/curling iron (Just a hairbrush, and not even that some days.)
[ ] gets hair/nails done (Hair gets attacked by Farf when I'm trying to sleep.)
[ ] on/was on a Varsity team for the school (I think I would rather have amputated a leg, possibly even one of my own.)
[ ] own batting cage (Baseball almost as boring as basketball. No blood, no fun.)
[ ] 100+ in wallet/purse right now (100+ what, dollars? Pennies? Bills?)
[x] own savings account (How else am I supposed to pay rent/bills?)
[x] 1+ BEST friends (Friends help you move, best friends help move the bodies.)
[ ] been to the caribbean (No, but I've been to Pirates of the Caribbean.)
[ ] been to europe (Thankfully, no. It's too small. It scares me.)
[ ] been to hawaii (Sit on a volcanic island a bazillion miles from anywhere safe? No thanks.)
[ ] been to NY (Happily, no.)
[ ] shopped in seattle (I think my parents did when I was three.)
[ ] eaten at the space needle in seattle (Heights are only fun if there are trees involved.)
[ ] been on the eifel tower in paris (See response to Europe question.)
[ ] been on the statue of liberty in NY (No, no, and for the last time, no! I don't like traveling!)
[ ] been on the honor roll for 2+ years (Not since highschool!)
[ ] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday (Umm... where was I on my 16th...?)
[ ] lives on a private property (It's private property, it's just not my private property.)
[x] license (I be licensed to drive a vroomvroom! I want to be licensed to hit stupid people.)
[x] moved 3+ times (to edmonton, back to smithers, to edmonton, to st. albert, to edmonton, back to smithers, and finally, out of parents house into apartment.)
[ ] sports car (No, but if I did own a car it'd be a bit more practical.)
[ ] hot tub (I wish. Hell, you wish!)
[x] pet(s) (And on that note, pardon me for a moment while I go rescue my socks.)
[ ] ranch (Maybe someday.)
[ ] verizon (Huh?)
[ ] cingular (Again, huh?)
[ ] virgin mobil (Ditto again.)
[ ] been to 5+ states in the US. (Texas, California, Washington. Nope, only three.)
[ ] don't have a job (HAhahahahahahaaaa! Yeah, I wish.)
[ ] 100+ buddies on messenger (What a truly horrible thought.)
[x] alarm clock (Being at work on time is good.)
[x] home-cooked meal almost everyday (For a given value of "home-cooked". If it's not moving fast enough to get away, I'll probably eat it.)
[ ] eat at restaurants almost everyday (That, that would take money.)
[x] been in a limo (it wasn't that much fun. But it was free, and I got cheap drinks, too. Yay for bars trying to get more women to show up. And yay for male strippers.)
[ ] own camcorder (Does the video-recording function in my camera count?)
[ ] own laptop (Nah, the graphics cards aren't good enough.)
[x] own desktop (Nooooo... I'm typing this on my imaginary computer.)
[x] someone who loves you (My kitties love me. Mostly because I have opposable thumbs, but hey, love is love.)