I had an intersting conversation with God today

[chiachiaamichan]

Me:
 Kittens have 26 teeth
God:
Are you free?
Me:
 No, I cost 15 dollars a pop
God:
Why not?  Wow that is cheap.
Me:
 You think I'm worth more?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
 Should I charge 100 dollars instead?
God:
What makes you think you should?
Me:
 You implied so
God:
I didn't imply anything.
Me:
 Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 You're a buttface'
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  buttface?  Maybe.