" Borrowed" quotes (Hetalia)
I love "stealing" quotes from other tv-shows! In this post, I've done so, and replaced the original characters with the Hetalia characters! Mostly the Axis and the Allies.
(( Btw, China's lines will NOT include the aru's. Mostly cause they annoy me when written.))
America,England: *arguing in the back seat*
China: *sighs, and looks in the mirror*
England: Get off, America! This is my side!
China: Hey! Don't make me come back there!!
Both: *Freeze*
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*England's been playing with his magic books! And it ended in him and France switching bodies*
Chi:*stares at them* Oh.. My... God! You two switched bodies???
England: *Nods in shame*
France: Oui....
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England: *to China about America* He's 90 percent soda and 10 percent water.
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America: Please, please, please, Chi. * In a diner she's working in*
Chi: How many burgers have you had today?
America: None...
Chi: Plus?
America: >.<..... Five.. But yours is better!
Chi: You have a problem.
America: Yes I do. *holds out hands*
Chi: *sighs, and smiles, giving him a burger* Burger-junkie..
America: *grins* You're an angel.
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China: *talking on the phone, and then hangs up*
America: *smirks* Wow, you really told him. *teases*
Chi: Beware the wrath of Chinaa....*creepy voice*
China: *grumbles* I will tell him, just... Not yet. *blushes*
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America: *Finds a soda machine box* It's the soda maker I've wanted!
England: America, it's just the box.
America: ....Oh.... Right... See, I need you. You just protected me from making a fool outta myself.
England:* Smirks* Well, there's a full time job.
America: *blinks* Thank you very much...
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Chi: *comes out of her room*
England: *passed out on the floor, wearing only boxers*
Chi: O.o England? *wraps the robe tighter around herself* Uhmm.....*Pokes him*
England: .....*groans*
Chi: *pokes him with her foot*
England: *wakes up* Uh?
Chi: What're you doing outside my room?
England: Huh?
Chi: Did you get drunk again?
England: *sits up and nods*
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America: *nudges Chi in her bed*
Chi: *Groans* What?
America: I have a boy in my room...
Chi: So?
America: So... I have a boy in my room...
Chi: It's probably France.
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Ceci(Myself) and Germany are visiting his old high school. ( Yes, I picture them going to high school in their past.)
Germany: *sees an old photo of himself. With long hair and a typical football outfit. The long hair makes him look a bit odd* What's that doing there?
Ceci: What's it doing? It's yelling: " Mock me! Mock me!"
Germany: It shouldn't be there.
Ceci: Oh, no it should have it own special display at your office with a big spotlight on it!
Germany: They need my permission for this. IT should be illegal!
Ceci: *giggles* Those shorts should be illegal.
Germany: Ok, stop now.
Ceci: What was your girlfriend's name? Helga?
Germany: As a matter of fact, no.
Ceci: *Starts talking in a funny, cute voice* Oh, the girls just swooned when Ludwig Weilschmidt took the field.....
Germany: I knew I shouldn't have come here.
Ceci: "Oh no! Don't walk away, Ludwig! If I thought you didn't care, I'd die, I'd just die!" *giggles* .