Will banging my head loudly against the desk screaming 'WANKER! WANKER! WANKER!' over and over again make the Guardian, or hell, the rest of the world aware that this man is the most over rated person alive
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He's so laughably bad isn't he? Well, it would be laughable if it wasn't so serious. The thing that gets me is that people pretend he's got something interesting to say. I've yet to hear any of his music that confirms his rather large dillusions that he's a timely artist.
Good god I know, and the part at the end about the lyrics of the Arctic Monkeys and Lily Allen (have I mentioned how she is my latest irrational hate target?) made me laugh too.
Even the tabloids bone his ass. People who think he is a dick are indeed in a minority in this country.
I had to stop reading after the first paragraph because I have no idea what he is ranting on about. It isn't Dickensian London! Why do people pretend it is?
I hate Lily allen too. HATE her. Stupid mouthy sod, singing about how scummy london is when she's had a privelliged upbringing in Notting hill!
Let's look at the facts though, he's a crap musician (any memorable hits if we're looking for a simple scale - errrr, no) and he's a fucking SKAG FIEND! Why are people ignoring this. Mind you, it's funny what the public will endire when it comes to music. R Kelly pisses on kids and people still bone his ass....and love his music.
I hate Lily Allen too! She's actually a cock. Apparently she giving up being sarcastic. She should just give up on living.
Especially if it's some exotic thing because you've been bought up in the Home Counties on a sprawling farm house estate and have rebelled by going into crap journalism instead of the family accountancy firm. Don't worry, they'll become pious wankers in a decade or so, move back to the family estate and still write for the Guardian, this time about how they hate the nasty poor fat people that crud up this country and how much they love agas, over priced woolen clothes, the Coldplay of that period, and organic mungbean bars. Their articles will contain no reference to their time spent as an obnoxious cokehead that lived in the city and followed the every movement of some equally well-brought up tosspot and slavishly obsessed over how he pissed money up the wall on heroin, being sent to prison for his rock n roll stance on parking fines and fucking calling it ART!
What a cock.
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Even the tabloids bone his ass. People who think he is a dick are indeed in a minority in this country.
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I hate Lily allen too. HATE her. Stupid mouthy sod, singing about how scummy london is when she's had a privelliged upbringing in Notting hill!
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Let's look at the facts though, he's a crap musician (any memorable hits if we're looking for a simple scale - errrr, no) and he's a fucking SKAG FIEND! Why are people ignoring this. Mind you, it's funny what the public will endire when it comes to music. R Kelly pisses on kids and people still bone his ass....and love his music.
I hate Lily Allen too! She's actually a cock. Apparently she giving up being sarcastic. She should just give up on living.
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Especially if it's some exotic thing because you've been bought up in the Home Counties on a sprawling farm house estate and have rebelled by going into crap journalism instead of the family accountancy firm. Don't worry, they'll become pious wankers in a decade or so, move back to the family estate and still write for the Guardian, this time about how they hate the nasty poor fat people that crud up this country and how much they love agas, over priced woolen clothes, the Coldplay of that period, and organic mungbean bars. Their articles will contain no reference to their time spent as an obnoxious cokehead that lived in the city and followed the every movement of some equally well-brought up tosspot and slavishly obsessed over how he pissed money up the wall on heroin, being sent to prison for his rock n roll stance on parking fines and fucking calling it ART!
Whew.
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Everyone hates Lily Allen. I mentioned that she's a twat at work at the weekend and everyone agrees. Someone said she looks like a bull dog.
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