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YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Sarah
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Patrick, possibly David
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? no
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? hm...I dont really want any of my friend's names...
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Sarah FEM, ITS FAME
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? no, i am sarah famous
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(8) Do you think God has a gender? no
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? no
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? yes
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? we don't GO anywhere...we become something more
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? not really...my school makes you think about this things
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? not too difficult
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? hmm...Johnny, Alyssa, April...I usually laugh at people when they are insulting things are acting like idiots...thtats kinda sad
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? yes
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? John's jokes
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? poop...lol
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? all my sick sex jokes
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? rap...
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? hm...maybe songs in italian?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? it changes...right now Phil Collins "Against All Odds"
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Dreamer
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? something by the taveres
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? cute motown and 60's stuff, yeah for Ferry Cross the Mercy cause Mr. G sings it to me!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Vertigo
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? no, GODFATHER II
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Luke
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? MOBSTER MOVIES
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? stuff where rappers star in them
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? mozzarella and gouda(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? um...i eat and am a pig?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i dont really like Chinese food
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? no
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC!!!
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? it better be fast and look clean and work, thats all i care about
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? YES!
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? it depends who it is...I HATE JOHN ON THE INTERNET
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? guys blow...so no i dont wanna be one...i wish i didnt have the female issues however
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? haha...making out with them
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? player guys
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? the obsession with cars...
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? yes
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? paul mccartney
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? um...i dont want a movie about me
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? what?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? i dont care...
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? no...
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? haha...thoughts come into my head
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yes
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? no
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yes
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? no
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? no...
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? not really...try taking stat...after than all algebra and calculus seems wonderful
(60) What do you think of pi? its lovely...
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? id feel nice that someone liked me but i dont normally show no interest in anyone...unless theyre a druggie or something
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? blind dates=scary
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? i wouldnt care
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? who cares, i like for the pressure to be on the guy
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? bad bad
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? yes(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? sex and sexual things are part of emotional committment...it provides a deeper committment that is crucial to truly knowing your parter...so i dont know...you need to have some sort of sex in your relationship
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? i think you're gay...
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? scrap book
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? brand new computer with dvd
(73) How badly do you want it? very much
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? no
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? i dont get it...
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? people who play christmas music on the piano way after christmans is very annoying
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? i dont like getting older, i like getting physically more mature though
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? lol...the prisoner
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? i think the witch year
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? ugh...my birthday?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? how about national summer day
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? ok
(83) How good is your long-term memory? ok
(84) What is your earliest memory? wanting to climb up the stairs but there was a barrier
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? august 8
(86) What is your strangest memory? i dont know...probably any dreams ive remembered...theyre pretty strange
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? godfather and vertigo
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Stepmom did, i cry during godfather 3 cause its just so bad...
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i dont read
(90) What song makes/made you cry? nights in white satin
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? i laughed insanely hard once in honors bio when my test tube exploded or something...for some reason i found it REALLY REALLY funny
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? no
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? um...no
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? i will do the fandango with your mom
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? yes
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? no
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? i dont care
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? i dont care
(99) How would you have answered it? i dont care
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know i dont remember, last night
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? PENN IS BETTER THAN PRINCETON
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Sarah
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Patrick, possibly David
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? no
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? hm...I dont really want any of my friend's names...
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Sarah FEM, ITS FAME
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? no, i am sarah famous
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no
(8) Do you think God has a gender? no
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? no
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? yes
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? we don't GO anywhere...we become something more
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? not really...my school makes you think about this things
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? not too difficult
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? hmm...Johnny, Alyssa, April...I usually laugh at people when they are insulting things are acting like idiots...thtats kinda sad
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? yes
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? John's jokes
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? poop...lol
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? all my sick sex jokes
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? yes(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? rap...
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? hm...maybe songs in italian?
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? it changes...right now Phil Collins "Against All Odds"
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Dreamer
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? something by the taveres
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? cute motown and 60's stuff, yeah for Ferry Cross the Mercy cause Mr. G sings it to me!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Vertigo
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? no, GODFATHER II
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Luke
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? MOBSTER MOVIES
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? stuff where rappers star in them
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? mozzarella and gouda(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? um...i eat and am a pig?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? i dont really like Chinese food
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? no
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC!!!
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? it better be fast and look clean and work, thats all i care about
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? YES!
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? it depends who it is...I HATE JOHN ON THE INTERNET
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? guys blow...so no i dont wanna be one...i wish i didnt have the female issues however
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? haha...making out with them
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? player guys
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? the obsession with cars...
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? yes
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? paul mccartney
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? no
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? um...i dont want a movie about me
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? what?
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? i dont care...
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? no...
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? haha...thoughts come into my head
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? yes
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? no
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? yes
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? no
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? no...
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? not really...try taking stat...after than all algebra and calculus seems wonderful
(60) What do you think of pi? its lovely...
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? id feel nice that someone liked me but i dont normally show no interest in anyone...unless theyre a druggie or something
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? blind dates=scary
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? i wouldnt care
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? who cares, i like for the pressure to be on the guy
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? bad bad
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? yes(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? sex and sexual things are part of emotional committment...it provides a deeper committment that is crucial to truly knowing your parter...so i dont know...you need to have some sort of sex in your relationship
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? i think you're gay...
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? scrap book
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? brand new computer with dvd
(73) How badly do you want it? very much
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? no
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? i dont get it...
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? people who play christmas music on the piano way after christmans is very annoying
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? i dont like getting older, i like getting physically more mature though
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? lol...the prisoner
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? i think the witch year
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? ugh...my birthday?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? how about national summer day
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? ok
(83) How good is your long-term memory? ok
(84) What is your earliest memory? wanting to climb up the stairs but there was a barrier
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? august 8
(86) What is your strangest memory? i dont know...probably any dreams ive remembered...theyre pretty strange
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? godfather and vertigo
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? Stepmom did, i cry during godfather 3 cause its just so bad...
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i dont read
(90) What song makes/made you cry? nights in white satin
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? i laughed insanely hard once in honors bio when my test tube exploded or something...for some reason i found it REALLY REALLY funny
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? no
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? um...no
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? i will do the fandango with your mom
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? yes
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? no
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? i dont care
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? i dont care
(99) How would you have answered it? i dont care
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know i dont remember, last night
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? PENN IS BETTER THAN PRINCETON