Oct 01, 2007 18:24
Dear hair,
I'm sorry to say this, but, you are really driving me insane. I've tried everything I can to enhance the natural waves in you, but I just cannot control them! Anti-frizz this and Anti-frizz that....no matter what it says, it doesn't help. I'm beggining to think there is no hope. I'm doomed to a life with frizzy hair that sometimes curls and sometimes doesn't.
I'm sure the John Frieda company would thank you for the money I have, more or less, donated to them, seeing as their products have not done anything to tame you. There are a number of other companies that I'm sure are pleased with you too, however, there are too many to name.
Please know that this war is not over. One day I will conqure you. I will find the perfect combination of ridiculously expensive products to turn you into frizz-less, managable hair. Until that day, you should know how lucky you have it. I have never treated you with any chemicals and have rarely pointed a blowdryer your way. I would have hoped you would reward me for such kindness and care.
Your Caretaker,
Elizabeth