Peeps!!

Oct 28, 2004 15:09

Yes. Those cute little marshmallow chicks and bunnies that everyone, well not everyone, likes to bite heads from, squish beaks, rip ears, and put in the microwave so that they get cancerous tumors until they explode, or deflate, are not just made for Easter. Anyone can buy them for the lovely holidays of Halloween, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and, of course, Easter.

Here is a list of ways to eat them:
1.) Right from the package, just plop them in your mouth.
2.) Play with them. Torture their little soles by eating the limbs first and finally their heads.
3.) Leave the package open for awhile. After a couple of days they get stale. Suprisingly these taste great too. Repeat ways 1 and 2 if you desire.
4.) Microwave them. The microwaves that are produced act like radiation. The poor little guys will start getting bigger in mass. (not really, just start filling up with air). The peeps will look like they are having multiple cancerous tumors bulging on their bodies. After 45 seconds or so, they start to deflate bit. Don't leave them in the microwave too long cause they tend to make a mess and may cause fire.

**************Caution: Microwaved Peeps are extremly hot. Be careful when eating.************************

Also, for those who are interested, you can join the Peeps Fan Club!! I didn't cause it costs like money and stuff, but I guess you get a lot of stuff. I haven't checked it out in awhile, but if you are interested go to www.marshmallowpeeps.com .

So go out there and buy some peeps!

Has anyone else noticed that you get a headache after eating like three of them?
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