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Women are so fucking stupid. This is a fact that I swear by more and more every time I end up around their type for long. Tonight I experienced a classic case of "Woman Bullshit". The only difference between this experience and the other countless like it I have run into during my years was the environment. This time I beleived I was in a place that I could consider safe from the likes of women and their stupidity, my Jiu Jitsu class.
Just like everything else good, women have no gotten around to invading my happy world of fighting. Jiu Jitsu is the opposite of a kitchen and therefore is no place for women. The class began as normal. I learned a few new moves and practiced them in repitition with a partner. It would have been a good time, except for the cancer in the corner of the mat. There in the corner of the mat were two burly women busying their dykey selves wrestling with each other. Still, at least they were fighting with each other and leaving the men to do what they needed to do.
The last fourty five minutes of a Jiu Jitsu class is my favorite time, free sparing. During this time you are allowed to fight whoever you want for as long as you want before class ends. It's just a good time. I started off fighting with a bigger Judo black belt who is way better than me and beat the hell out of me. This doesn't bother me because he's bigger than me and has put in more class time than me. After this I got paired up with another kid around my size. Big mistake for the other kid. I'm used to fighting people much larger than myself so obviously I beat his shit until he was tired and wouldn't fight me anymore.
I was really having a great time being withing my element and I had almost forgotten about the plauge that had befallen my happy Jiu Jitsu class which was busy trying to sit on each other on the other side of the room.
This was something I would have been perfectly happy to forget, until it challenged me to a fight.
That's right folks, a woman challenged me, Cheyne "Cop Killa" Strong to a fight. I didn't want to fight this trick. I realize that women are the smaller and frailer creatures and if killed by me they are probably missed in some poor man's kitchen. This bitch challenged me. I didn't want to appear sexist or anything, since that's pretty much what happens when a bitch wants to fight you in Jiu Jitsu class and you refuse her on the basis of her vagina ownership, so I accepted her foolhearty challenge.
I shouldn't even have to tell you how bad I beat her but that isn't the point. The point is it was awkward as fuck and I didn't want to have to do it. I don't want to fight women and it's weird when they ask you to do it. The bitch even appologized when she accidently threw a light elbow and hit me in the cheek. I'm just like "Bitch I don't give a fuck this is Jiu Jitsu". Then I choked her because I felt insulted both for her apologizing to me and for her possessing the audacity to think that she could fight me.
I'm no sexist because I fight women. Goddamn political correctness is bullshit. Bitches go cook.
Just like everything else good, women have no gotten around to invading my happy world of fighting. Jiu Jitsu is the opposite of a kitchen and therefore is no place for women. The class began as normal. I learned a few new moves and practiced them in repitition with a partner. It would have been a good time, except for the cancer in the corner of the mat. There in the corner of the mat were two burly women busying their dykey selves wrestling with each other. Still, at least they were fighting with each other and leaving the men to do what they needed to do.
The last fourty five minutes of a Jiu Jitsu class is my favorite time, free sparing. During this time you are allowed to fight whoever you want for as long as you want before class ends. It's just a good time. I started off fighting with a bigger Judo black belt who is way better than me and beat the hell out of me. This doesn't bother me because he's bigger than me and has put in more class time than me. After this I got paired up with another kid around my size. Big mistake for the other kid. I'm used to fighting people much larger than myself so obviously I beat his shit until he was tired and wouldn't fight me anymore.
I was really having a great time being withing my element and I had almost forgotten about the plauge that had befallen my happy Jiu Jitsu class which was busy trying to sit on each other on the other side of the room.
This was something I would have been perfectly happy to forget, until it challenged me to a fight.
That's right folks, a woman challenged me, Cheyne "Cop Killa" Strong to a fight. I didn't want to fight this trick. I realize that women are the smaller and frailer creatures and if killed by me they are probably missed in some poor man's kitchen. This bitch challenged me. I didn't want to appear sexist or anything, since that's pretty much what happens when a bitch wants to fight you in Jiu Jitsu class and you refuse her on the basis of her vagina ownership, so I accepted her foolhearty challenge.
I shouldn't even have to tell you how bad I beat her but that isn't the point. The point is it was awkward as fuck and I didn't want to have to do it. I don't want to fight women and it's weird when they ask you to do it. The bitch even appologized when she accidently threw a light elbow and hit me in the cheek. I'm just like "Bitch I don't give a fuck this is Jiu Jitsu". Then I choked her because I felt insulted both for her apologizing to me and for her possessing the audacity to think that she could fight me.
I'm no sexist because I fight women. Goddamn political correctness is bullshit. Bitches go cook.