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I made it to Guadelajara safely and though it doesn´t look like I´m going to be able to make it to the Zoo, I´ve had plenty of fun here so far anyway. You would think I was tired of wildlife after Michuocan. Leaving Michuocan was bad ass because I got serched for guns and marijuna by a military road block. Their army guys are pretty intense. Our army could kick their army´s ass but their cops on the other hand could beat the fuck out of ours. The cops here drive around in pick up trucks with two guys on the back weilding the same machine guns that our soldiers use. At first it was really weird to be around so many guys with guns but then I just realized that they are cool as fuck. Once in Guadelajara I checked into Hotel Tapatilo which is fly. After eating wild fruit, homemade tacos, and wachinanga(the fish described in my previous entry), getting a steak was bad ass. Another thing that I was more happy to see than ever before in my life was a bathroom with hot water. I havn´t taken a strait up bath in years but after bathing in fridged ass spring water everyday, I couldn´t resist and I sat in that tub for like 30 minuits watching Pokemon in spanish on el televisior. Sleeping without the fear and annoyance of insects was probably the most relaxing thing about the hotel. Hotel Tapatilo is a recomendation of my beloved uncle John, which means it´s one of those hotels where I could call the loby from my room and ask for a blow job from Bill Gates singing and dressed like a clown and they would try their best to make it happen. Obviously he couldn´t sing and give me a blow job at the same time but if I payed Hotel Tapatilo enough, he would probably try his best.
Today I went into the downtown area of Guadelejara and managed to find a bruja(witch) shop where I bought all the idols and voodoo stuff I could ever want. No one will ever be able to fuck with me now that I have aquired a ¨Double Fast Luck¨ potion. Have no fear though, my nonheathen friends(if I have any?), I also payed my respects to the Catholic Cathedral, which was a fucking beutiful building, and bought some Catholic candals. I almost bought a really nice communion cup for me to sip on Red Bull from but it was like 140 dollars so I said fuck it, I´ll just buy a cup in America, spray paint it gold and silver, and glue some jewels onto it and it will be the same thing pretty much.
I´m coming home tommorow.
Today I went into the downtown area of Guadelejara and managed to find a bruja(witch) shop where I bought all the idols and voodoo stuff I could ever want. No one will ever be able to fuck with me now that I have aquired a ¨Double Fast Luck¨ potion. Have no fear though, my nonheathen friends(if I have any?), I also payed my respects to the Catholic Cathedral, which was a fucking beutiful building, and bought some Catholic candals. I almost bought a really nice communion cup for me to sip on Red Bull from but it was like 140 dollars so I said fuck it, I´ll just buy a cup in America, spray paint it gold and silver, and glue some jewels onto it and it will be the same thing pretty much.
I´m coming home tommorow.