Happy birthday darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.
Today is my birthday. I am twenty-two.
Also, it is Wednesday, my weigh in day. I weigh 140lbs today, meaning I have lost 5lbs. I cheated a little. Because I lack self control. But still I lost 5lbs in a week. And I drink an insane amount of water, so it can't 'just be water weight'.
Tonight and tomorrow I have to cheat. Today I am going out to dinner and out for some drinks because, dammit, I deserve to celebrate my continued plunge into adulthood. Secondly, tomorrow is my cousins wedding and there is no way I'm missing out on all that delicious food and drink. But after that, back to nutrisystem.
Also, it is Wednesday, my weigh in day. I weigh 140lbs today, meaning I have lost 5lbs. I cheated a little. Because I lack self control. But still I lost 5lbs in a week. And I drink an insane amount of water, so it can't 'just be water weight'.
Tonight and tomorrow I have to cheat. Today I am going out to dinner and out for some drinks because, dammit, I deserve to celebrate my continued plunge into adulthood. Secondly, tomorrow is my cousins wedding and there is no way I'm missing out on all that delicious food and drink. But after that, back to nutrisystem.