Frankenbear Dreams
The Curse of the Frankenbear
Since the almighty Stinky Ben granted me the privilege of the Frankenbear many moons ago, i have had many vivid and disturbing dreams. Usually these dreams melt into what passes as waking reality yet there is one particular dream that is dangerous. Very dangerous. It is a recurring dream when i sleep away the Frankenbear. I think it's a way of reminding me it knows where i am. This dream is no ordinary dream. It is a Frankenbear dream. It builds upon itself, creating confusion and doubt. A few nights ago i had a dream where i was drinking lemon cordial and then it ran out. No more lemon cordial to drink. For some unknown reason, as is the way with dreams, i needed that tangy lemony goodness. Words cannot describe. Upon waking the thirst was still there, like the thirst a Citric Vampire feels after too long without juice. Alas the house was without lemon cordial. 3 hours later the thirst continued. I bought calamari and chips just so i could get the 3 day old slice of lemon that accompanied them. Oh the Fruitality!
The following night the Lemon Fever dreams contiued. This time i was dreaming about dreaming that i was drinking lemon cordial. I was in Woolies and they didn't have any cordial. Mr Uber Ninja Joshwa was also there. He went to buy something (presumably Ninja Stars) but nobody was at the till so he put the money in the till himself and got accused, by some manager type that looked like a short Mr Bindon, of stealing. The Manager then took us (there were many people who i know that i know but can't remember who they were) to his secret stockpile of experimental lemon cordial that hadn't been put on the shelves.
Can't remember much else. Went to Woolies the next day (after ellen told me that she had lemon cordial in the cupboard the whole bloody time) and...........they didn't have any lemon cordial! That's when i started to wig out. Maybe i have prophetic dreams about world wide cordial shortages. I've yet to hear anything on the news but i'm sure the powers that be (mainly Ninja's of greater power than me) must keep this sort of thing quiet to avoid mass hysteria.
Anyways. There'll be an update devoted purely to the mysteries of the Frankenbear very very soon. All will be explained. You'll see.
On a less acidic note.
This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric - the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs - Eric is Bananaman - ever alert for the call to action !
Bananaman's arch enemy...Stinky Ben's Dad.
Give the Banana a Hug.
Oh Cubbies where art thou?
Moss
Since the almighty Stinky Ben granted me the privilege of the Frankenbear many moons ago, i have had many vivid and disturbing dreams. Usually these dreams melt into what passes as waking reality yet there is one particular dream that is dangerous. Very dangerous. It is a recurring dream when i sleep away the Frankenbear. I think it's a way of reminding me it knows where i am. This dream is no ordinary dream. It is a Frankenbear dream. It builds upon itself, creating confusion and doubt. A few nights ago i had a dream where i was drinking lemon cordial and then it ran out. No more lemon cordial to drink. For some unknown reason, as is the way with dreams, i needed that tangy lemony goodness. Words cannot describe. Upon waking the thirst was still there, like the thirst a Citric Vampire feels after too long without juice. Alas the house was without lemon cordial. 3 hours later the thirst continued. I bought calamari and chips just so i could get the 3 day old slice of lemon that accompanied them. Oh the Fruitality!
The following night the Lemon Fever dreams contiued. This time i was dreaming about dreaming that i was drinking lemon cordial. I was in Woolies and they didn't have any cordial. Mr Uber Ninja Joshwa was also there. He went to buy something (presumably Ninja Stars) but nobody was at the till so he put the money in the till himself and got accused, by some manager type that looked like a short Mr Bindon, of stealing. The Manager then took us (there were many people who i know that i know but can't remember who they were) to his secret stockpile of experimental lemon cordial that hadn't been put on the shelves.
Can't remember much else. Went to Woolies the next day (after ellen told me that she had lemon cordial in the cupboard the whole bloody time) and...........they didn't have any lemon cordial! That's when i started to wig out. Maybe i have prophetic dreams about world wide cordial shortages. I've yet to hear anything on the news but i'm sure the powers that be (mainly Ninja's of greater power than me) must keep this sort of thing quiet to avoid mass hysteria.
Anyways. There'll be an update devoted purely to the mysteries of the Frankenbear very very soon. All will be explained. You'll see.
On a less acidic note.
This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric - the schoolboy who leads an amazing double life. For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs - Eric is Bananaman - ever alert for the call to action !
Bananaman's arch enemy...Stinky Ben's Dad.
Give the Banana a Hug.
Oh Cubbies where art thou?
Moss