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MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Prologue:
Where did you take your default pic?
jon took it at eskape summer 2004
What exactly are you wearing right now?
black hat, AFI shirt, pants, black socks, etnies
What is your current problem?
anne and i broke up. that is a HUGE fucking problem.
What makes you most happy?
the little things in life...
If you could go back in time and change something would you?
i dont think it would change my current situation...but maybe
Name something obvious about you:
i've been miserable the last week
What's the name of the song that you're listening to?
Eve 6 - Inside Out
Any celeb you would marry?
prolly not, i wanna marry someone real.
Name someone with the same birthday as you?
nick carter of the backstreet boys
Do you have a crush on someone?
not a crush per se...but the someone is apparent
Ever sang in front of a large audience?
yeah.
What do you usually order from Starbucks?
it is mood dependent.
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
when my hair was longer people said i resembled heath ledger circa "a knights tail"
Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? sometimes
Do you speak any other languages?
enough german to get by a basic conversation
What magazines do you read?
none regularly
Have you ever ridden in a Hummer limo?
ha. no.
Has anyone you've been really close with passed away?
nope
Do you ever watch MTV?
occassionally
What's something that really annoys you?
too many things to list as i am often easily annoyed.
Chapter 1:
Middle name: Edward
Nickname(s): batman, bowling alias is shaun
Current location:office
Eye color: green
Chapter 2:
Do you live with your parents: yeah.
Do you get along with your parents: mom, yes. dad, sometimes.
Are your parents married/separated/divorced: divorced
Do you have any siblings: 7 half siblings.
Chapter 3: Favorites
Ice cream flavor: blue raspberry sherbert...that shit rocks
Season: fall
Shampoo/conditioner: whatever is in the shower
Chapter 4: Do You
Sing in the shower: sometimes
write on your hand: yes
Call people back: almost always
Believe in love: yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed: i just grip my body pillow and sleep whereever is most comfortable.
Have any bad habits: blaming myself for shit, got a short fuse, i don't take care of myself nearly as well i as i should.
Chapter 5: Have You Ever
Broken a bone: not officially but some of my fingers are curved somethin mighty fucked up.
Gotten stitches: yeah
Taken painkillers: and mixed them with jack daniels
Gone SCUBA diving: nope
Been stung by a bee: yeah
Thrown up in a restaurant?: no
Sworn in front of your parents: yeah
Had detention: i managed to talk my way outta all of them
Been sent to the principal's office: nope.
Been called a hoe: no
Been called a stank-ass mongoloid elf-tit lookin' sonofabitch? no, but i can imagine some people have said some shit about me to that effect.
Chaper 6: Who/What was the last
Person to text you? anne.
What did it say? "ill call you tomorrow, adios"
Person to call you: betz
Person you hugged: my grandma
Person you tackled? ...doug i think...in the snow
Thing you touched: cell phone
Thing you ate: hot dog and cheese fries
Thing you drank: gatoraide
Thing you said: "FUCK" as i banged my arm on a cabinet
--METALHEAD--
[x] Do you have long hair?
[x] Have you drank Beer?
[x] Have you ever been in a Moshpit?
[] You don't believe in God?
[] You got a Pentagram on some clothing article etc.?
[] You own some spikes?
[x] Can you play guitar?
[] Can you growl?
[x] Do you own Boots?
[x] Do you rock out?
Total X: 6
--DRAMA DORK--
[] Ever been in a play?
[x] Have you ever seen a Broadway show?
[ ] More than 10 Broadway shows?
[] Have you ever been/are you in school shows?
[ ] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[ ] Want to end up working in/for theater?
[] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical?
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever!
[x] Do you like the 'Sound of Music'?
[] Did you like the Broadway show you saw?
Total X: 3
--REDNECK--
[ ] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[x] you drive a truck?
[ ] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[\]o you like to get dirty?
[ ]Do you like country music?
[ ] Do you have a broken car in your back yard?
[ ] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[ ] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
[ ] Do you watch Larry the Cable Guy videos?
[ ] Do you live on more than 1 acres?
total x: 1.5
-----GOTH-------
[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[x] Is most of your clothing dark?
[ ] Do you think about death often?
[not now]Do you want to die?
[ ] Are you a social outcast?
[ ] Are you pale?
[\] Do you like Hot Topic?
[x] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[/] Are you mean?
Total X: 2.5
--SKATER/PUNK--
[ ] Can you skateboard?
[x] Do you wear Skateboarding shoes?
[x] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?
[x] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?
[x] Do you watch the x-games?
[x] Do/did you have any piercings?
[] Do you like mohawks?
[x] Do you wear Band t-shirts?
[x] Have you called someone a poseur recently?
Total X: 7
--PREP--
[\] Do you say the word "like"?
[ ] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch/AE/Aero?
[ ] Do the people in Hot Topic scare you?
[ ] Do you giggle alot when you're with your friends/girlfriend/boyfriend?
[x] Have/do you watch(ed) LAGUNA BEACH?
[ ] Do you like pop music?
[] Do you want/have a little dog?
[x] do you laugh a lot?
total X: 2.5
--HIPPIE--
[\] Is your hair long?
[ ] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[] Do you want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[x] Do you like classic rock?
[] Have you ever participated in a protest?
[] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree?
[\] Is your idea of fun sitting beside a person playing a guitar and singing along?
[x] Do you see someone playing frisbee and automatically ask to play?
Total X: 4
--GANGSTA--
[ ] Do you wear bandannas?
[] Do you like hip-hop?
[ ] Do you think Tupac was truly the greatest rapper in the world?
[ ] Do you believe he's alive?
[] Do you like afros?
[x] Have you ever said "Fo Sho"?
[dependent on who with] Do you like to dance?
[X] Do you own 40 cd's...
total x: 2.5
--EMO--
[ ] Do you cry often?
[x] Do you wear hoodies?
[] Do you like soft music?
[x] Do people not understand you?
[] Do you write your own poems?
[] Do you (or have you ever) die your hair red, black, or any dark color?
[] Do you cut your own hair?
[x] Do you sometimes feel very lonely?
[ ] Is "Ohio is for lovers" by Hawthorne Heights a good song?
Total X: 3
--SURFER--
[ ] Do you surf?
[ ] Do you wear flip flops all year around?
[] Is your hair shaggy/layered?
[ ] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[x] Do you own any pairs of shorts?
[/] Do you think the ocean is radical?
[/] Are you tan?
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists?
Total X: 4
--GEEK--
[] Do you wear glasses?
[/] Do you get good grades?
[ ] Do you use an inhaler?
[ ] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[ ] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[XXXXX] Are you on the computer often?
[] Do you ever get picked on?
[ ] Do you look forward to going to school?
Total X: 1.5 (5.5)