HOLY SHIT HILARITY!!1
Guess who didn’t get arrested last night? ME!!1 WOOOO
I’m pretty stoked.
Pimps and ho’s party tomorrow.
I’m going as a ho.
Of course.
Anyway, I bought a huge bottle of vodka last night.
TO THE MAKERS OF POPOV VODKA:
Thank you for making such a cheap, readily available, liquor. I’m terribly grateful for your contributions towards my inebriation. Your stuff tastes like shit, but it gets the job done, as they say. I love you very much, and God bless.
‘Tis all.
I’m pretty stoked.
Pimps and ho’s party tomorrow.
I’m going as a ho.
Of course.
Anyway, I bought a huge bottle of vodka last night.
TO THE MAKERS OF POPOV VODKA:
Thank you for making such a cheap, readily available, liquor. I’m terribly grateful for your contributions towards my inebriation. Your stuff tastes like shit, but it gets the job done, as they say. I love you very much, and God bless.
‘Tis all.