I'm broke. Life is good.
James Surls (amazing). Took out a one million dollar loan at age sixty to buy a house in Colorado. Takes pictures of his sculptures in front of the mountains.
Kick boxing kicked my ass today for real. The teacher brought his vulgar rap music again, though, so it was all too funny. The fast songs were about pussy and bein' a hustler-the slow songs were raunchy R&B. My favorite included: "Girl, I wanna be your sex machine/I'm gonna make you cream/Won't stop 'til we hear your mother screamm." Or something like that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I waited on a handicapped 30 year old and his mom today (he had tweezed eyebrows and was wearing makeup). I was Lolzing when he snuck up to the bar to ask me for a white russian, and his mom came up behind him to scold. "Are you really going to spend all the money Auntie gave you on a white russian when we already gave you a drink? And your salad's ready at the table! Hon, just put that on our tab." Perhaps I'm mean, but watching a thirty year old gay man get caught by his mother was just precious.
Another humorous moment: last night at the moon I got the worst pick up ever. A moderately attractive yet creepy hispanic stood one foot away from my face at the bar and played air guitar. I said "hello? and who are you? and do I know you?" Natalie replied "No, you do NOT know him." Mr. Air Guitar didn't talk but kept making creepy happy faces. He put his hand on my upper thigh, and whispered "what's up.." That was the point that I got up and power walked outside, followed by Eugene and Natalie. Apparently he went on to work his magic on a chunky monkey and was scoring some points!
Had a dream last night that Ben Stiller and some guy were eating dinner with me. The guy burnt his finger with a cigarette to prove to me he couldn't feel due to a head injury. Ben suddenly had three eyes, and every time he closed one, it would open a different color. He did this back and forth between eyes for a while until I woke up.
Also, I'm getting to that pathetically poor time again. Spending too much money on alcohol! I'm back to eating grits for lunch and eggs with rice for dinner. So I'm gonna try to cool it. ARGGGG. Everything is stressful with school up again, but things are going well. I found a wonderful set of violin lessons on youtube by the same guy, so I'm doing my best to make time for it. I'm up to #10. I just really want to get a handle on vibrato...
Kick boxing kicked my ass today for real. The teacher brought his vulgar rap music again, though, so it was all too funny. The fast songs were about pussy and bein' a hustler-the slow songs were raunchy R&B. My favorite included: "Girl, I wanna be your sex machine/I'm gonna make you cream/Won't stop 'til we hear your mother screamm." Or something like that HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I waited on a handicapped 30 year old and his mom today (he had tweezed eyebrows and was wearing makeup). I was Lolzing when he snuck up to the bar to ask me for a white russian, and his mom came up behind him to scold. "Are you really going to spend all the money Auntie gave you on a white russian when we already gave you a drink? And your salad's ready at the table! Hon, just put that on our tab." Perhaps I'm mean, but watching a thirty year old gay man get caught by his mother was just precious.
Another humorous moment: last night at the moon I got the worst pick up ever. A moderately attractive yet creepy hispanic stood one foot away from my face at the bar and played air guitar. I said "hello? and who are you? and do I know you?" Natalie replied "No, you do NOT know him." Mr. Air Guitar didn't talk but kept making creepy happy faces. He put his hand on my upper thigh, and whispered "what's up.." That was the point that I got up and power walked outside, followed by Eugene and Natalie. Apparently he went on to work his magic on a chunky monkey and was scoring some points!
Had a dream last night that Ben Stiller and some guy were eating dinner with me. The guy burnt his finger with a cigarette to prove to me he couldn't feel due to a head injury. Ben suddenly had three eyes, and every time he closed one, it would open a different color. He did this back and forth between eyes for a while until I woke up.
Also, I'm getting to that pathetically poor time again. Spending too much money on alcohol! I'm back to eating grits for lunch and eggs with rice for dinner. So I'm gonna try to cool it. ARGGGG. Everything is stressful with school up again, but things are going well. I found a wonderful set of violin lessons on youtube by the same guy, so I'm doing my best to make time for it. I'm up to #10. I just really want to get a handle on vibrato...