Perhaps the funniestconversation I've ever had...well, since Moist n Stuffed anyway...
Mike shared his Mr. Goodbar with me. This is how it went:
Me: I like it because it has nuts.
Mike: [giggles uncontrollably]
Me: Jeez, your mind is in the gutter tonight. Pot, nuts...
Mike: Don't forget the pad. The pad was priceless.
Me: Fine, I like it because it has peanuts.
Mike: That works, you could also say legumes.
Me: eh. [pause] Okay. I enjoy this delicious chocolate confection because it has legumes.
*sigh* okay, maybe it's only funny at 3am, 6.5 hours into a 10 hour shift. And maybe only if you were there.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood MORNIN' VIETNAM!!!
Me: I like it because it has nuts.
Mike: [giggles uncontrollably]
Me: Jeez, your mind is in the gutter tonight. Pot, nuts...
Mike: Don't forget the pad. The pad was priceless.
Me: Fine, I like it because it has peanuts.
Mike: That works, you could also say legumes.
Me: eh. [pause] Okay. I enjoy this delicious chocolate confection because it has legumes.
*sigh* okay, maybe it's only funny at 3am, 6.5 hours into a 10 hour shift. And maybe only if you were there.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood MORNIN' VIETNAM!!!