Mew...

[chewieface]

My people have been ignoring me lately. *sigh* They must have better things to do. So, I find ways to get back at them. I like to toss the cat food all over the floor so they step on it. Oh, and they can never catch me bcause I am way too fast and agile for them, so I wait by the door when they come home and run into the hall. I like to go up the stairs because those slow lazy people can't stand going up stairs. Hah. That big fat grey cat though, he doesn't care what the people do to him, he is completely subservient and just wants to be petted. Hmph. He gives me a bad name. And then throws up.

I hear something interesting outside so I need to go press my nose against the screen.