wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MY BUTT!!
You will not believe what happened to me this weekend. I can't believe my people would allow this to happen!
It's horrible. It all started last week, when my butt started bothering me. But, that was just bewteen me and my butt, nobody else had to go get involved. Instead, my people decided to take me to THE VET on Sunday. Yes, the vet, how horrible is that? But it gets worse! The vet wanted to take away all my precious long hair around my butt! Nooooo! Well I showed them, they had me on this table and some crazy machine making this terrible noise so I jumped wayyyy up and had claws full out, they weren't getting anywhere near my butt! So then my people took me home and I felt very victorious.
But it was a trap! The next day they took me back, and they left me there all by myself! It was frightening. I got some injections and then everything went all blurry and I got weak and fell asleep. When I woke up I noticed there was an odd feeling around my butt, and I was in some water, but i couldn't do anything about it. And then I noticed the vet was putting water up my butt! How demeaning. But I was so weak I couldn't resist her. Once that was done I was left alone but when I went to inspect my butt all the hair was gone! Like, completely gone! There's a big bald spot on my butt! I can't believe it, my precious butt.
So later on my people came to get me and I told them all about it, and I was so scared I even peed in the little bitty cage they use to drive me around on the way home. Oh, but of course my ordeal wasn't enough for them. They gave me a bath when I got home! Really, you'd think they would understand that after all that I just want to be left alone and relax.
That was a horrible weekend. Now I have to lick my butt extra to help the hair grow back - if it ever grows back!
It's horrible. It all started last week, when my butt started bothering me. But, that was just bewteen me and my butt, nobody else had to go get involved. Instead, my people decided to take me to THE VET on Sunday. Yes, the vet, how horrible is that? But it gets worse! The vet wanted to take away all my precious long hair around my butt! Nooooo! Well I showed them, they had me on this table and some crazy machine making this terrible noise so I jumped wayyyy up and had claws full out, they weren't getting anywhere near my butt! So then my people took me home and I felt very victorious.
But it was a trap! The next day they took me back, and they left me there all by myself! It was frightening. I got some injections and then everything went all blurry and I got weak and fell asleep. When I woke up I noticed there was an odd feeling around my butt, and I was in some water, but i couldn't do anything about it. And then I noticed the vet was putting water up my butt! How demeaning. But I was so weak I couldn't resist her. Once that was done I was left alone but when I went to inspect my butt all the hair was gone! Like, completely gone! There's a big bald spot on my butt! I can't believe it, my precious butt.
So later on my people came to get me and I told them all about it, and I was so scared I even peed in the little bitty cage they use to drive me around on the way home. Oh, but of course my ordeal wasn't enough for them. They gave me a bath when I got home! Really, you'd think they would understand that after all that I just want to be left alone and relax.
That was a horrible weekend. Now I have to lick my butt extra to help the hair grow back - if it ever grows back!