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I went to ameture night at the strip club last night, and that was pretty exciting. The first couple of girls were a bit scary.. too large to be upstage dancing in front of people. Sometimes I found myself wondering if these girls have even seen strippers perform. People have a really weird idea of what is viewed as sexy.. I mean.. some of these girls were just standing on stage, not even moving around. Or they were up there looking really uncomfortable and bored. If you don't want to do it, why are you up there?
There was a guy sitting by us who got so drunk that he passed out onto his table. When he fell on the table, he knocked his drink onto the floor and ice and liquid went everywhere. None of the bouncers or waitresses saw him, so he just layed there, passed out, until he fell over and onto the floor. Then we got the attention of some people who had to escourt him out. About two hours later, the guy he had some with got the same way, and while he was walking with the stripper over to the wall to get a lap dance, he fell over, too. I felt really bad for the second guy. He was really old and looked so confused. He was like, "Why am I on the floor? Who are these large men in suits?" And he kept holding out the money he was going to hand to the stripper for his dance. It was sad.
The girl that won was really hot. It was insane though, because about six of her friends came to watch her, and they were all seated next to us. When they walked in, I thought it was a group of 13 year old kids with Down Syndrom. They looked really young and were acting really immature. But when this really hot girl goes up on stage, they all started getting really excited and clapping, and I realized that she was their friend. Insane.
But the girl was hot. Really small and petite, (when the contest was over, she put her regular clothes back on, and then she looked like she was 13, too.) She had these twirly things on the sides of her panties that flew around when she danced, and she was amazing on the pole. She kept climbing up it and hanging upside down, hanging on by nothing but her ankles. She had a bunch of tattoos, two on her back, some on the top of her feet, and this really awesome one on her chest that looked like a necklace. I wanted to steal her and take her home with me. But at the end, when she got dressed and joined her friends, she looked so normal. I kept saying that I bet she's one of those people that lead double lives. In school, she's probably real nerdy and shy, but on the weekends, she rips off her clothes and turns into this hot ass stripper. I wish I could be like that. That would be cool.
There was a guy sitting by us who got so drunk that he passed out onto his table. When he fell on the table, he knocked his drink onto the floor and ice and liquid went everywhere. None of the bouncers or waitresses saw him, so he just layed there, passed out, until he fell over and onto the floor. Then we got the attention of some people who had to escourt him out. About two hours later, the guy he had some with got the same way, and while he was walking with the stripper over to the wall to get a lap dance, he fell over, too. I felt really bad for the second guy. He was really old and looked so confused. He was like, "Why am I on the floor? Who are these large men in suits?" And he kept holding out the money he was going to hand to the stripper for his dance. It was sad.
The girl that won was really hot. It was insane though, because about six of her friends came to watch her, and they were all seated next to us. When they walked in, I thought it was a group of 13 year old kids with Down Syndrom. They looked really young and were acting really immature. But when this really hot girl goes up on stage, they all started getting really excited and clapping, and I realized that she was their friend. Insane.
But the girl was hot. Really small and petite, (when the contest was over, she put her regular clothes back on, and then she looked like she was 13, too.) She had these twirly things on the sides of her panties that flew around when she danced, and she was amazing on the pole. She kept climbing up it and hanging upside down, hanging on by nothing but her ankles. She had a bunch of tattoos, two on her back, some on the top of her feet, and this really awesome one on her chest that looked like a necklace. I wanted to steal her and take her home with me. But at the end, when she got dressed and joined her friends, she looked so normal. I kept saying that I bet she's one of those people that lead double lives. In school, she's probably real nerdy and shy, but on the weekends, she rips off her clothes and turns into this hot ass stripper. I wish I could be like that. That would be cool.