A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

[chevyblue]

so for a couple years now i've been laughing and making jokes about the present i should be getting for my birthday or for christmas... yeah, i finally got tired of waiting. guess it fits, somethings not getting done, gotta do it myself. haha

Comments

[jonze33]

What are you talking about?

I mean I caught the sex joke, shower massager.

[jonze33]

NO WAY! Did you really get one of those?

[chevyblue]

i knew if i let you sit long enough you would figure it out! good job!

[jonze33]

wow, how many speeds does it have?

[splintersensei]

AC? DC? Gas? Diesel? Does the roar of the engine wake the neighbors?

Not that I want to know...but, these are the questions running through Jonze's mind.