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 Because I'm putting off a paper.

1. Pick 15 movies you like.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.

1. I'm a living cliché just like the rest of these guys. I'm the guy who keeps dropping out and changing his major just because he's afraid he really sucks at everything.
2. I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money? Joe
3. She had a Mount Rushmore t-shirt on, and those guys never looked so good. Especially Jefferson and Lincoln. Kind of bloated but happy.
4. So I was now the owner of a villa whose lands it would take two oxen two days to plow. Owning neither an ox nor a plow, I'd have to take their word for that.
5. Here come the local pubescent proles. The future plumbers, shop assistants, and doubtless the odd terrorist too. In the old days, we confiscated cigarettes and wank mags. Now it's knives and crack cocaine. And they call it progress. Alex 2
6. How is it possible to feel nostalgia for a world I never knew?
7. What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
8. Sally, I think I'll buy the flowers myself. Kate
9. When people speak of great men, they think of men like Napoleon - men of violence. Rarely do they think of peaceful men. But contrast the reception they will receive when they return home from their battles. Napoleon will arrive in pomp and in power, a man who's achieved the very summit of earthly ambition. And yet his dreams will be haunted by the oppressions of war. William Wilberforce, however, will return to his family, lay his head on his pillow and remember: the slave trade is no more. KJ
10. Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won't you? Say "Cheese." Allie
11. Let me be a concubine. Isn't that the fate of a woman?
12. It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
13. I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.
14. If you're afraid of dying it shows you have a life worth living.
15. Surely my comforts are no concern to you.