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Well, it's official. I am a fucking retard. I've gotten C's on EVERY SINGLE TEST THIS SEMESTER. We're getting our English papers back tomorrow. I've already decided I've gotten a C. Hoo-fucking-ray. I am a dumbass. I think I'll just drop out of college and work for fucking Starbucks.
Also, I came up with a new slogan for Apple Jacks. Instead of
Weird Adult: But they don't taste like apples!
Kids: We eat what we like!
it should be
Weird Adult: But they don't taste like apples!
Kids: FUCK YOU!/UP YOURS!/SHOVE IT!/something obscene.
It would be a lot funnier.
And, Sara finally got her present, 1 1/2 months late. Thanks a lot, Postal Service.
Also, I came up with a new slogan for Apple Jacks. Instead of
Weird Adult: But they don't taste like apples!
Kids: We eat what we like!
it should be
Weird Adult: But they don't taste like apples!
Kids: FUCK YOU!/UP YOURS!/SHOVE IT!/something obscene.
It would be a lot funnier.
And, Sara finally got her present, 1 1/2 months late. Thanks a lot, Postal Service.