Portsman, you are my new favorite person!

[chevrolady]

OMG. Check this out, you guys. Look at what Jacques found while he was goofing off in the computer lab. He said they reminded him of me. AREN'T THEY COOL?

These are, like, officially the coolest heels I've ever seen in my life. Lamborghinis, guys. LAMBORGHINIS. They even have little headlights on them! You can probably tell I, like, was never one

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[nosugar_nomilk]

I don't see what you're so excited about.

They don't let you buy shoes on the internet from prison. It's prison.

Also, they look ridiculous.

[chevrolady]

Ooh, right on schedule.

No duh you can't order stuff from here, Armando. I can't buy a car in here either, but it doesn't mean I can't appreciate good designs, does it? And like, no offense, but how well can you even see computer images out of that mask-thing?

I mean jeez, you're such a grumpy old killjoy.

[nosugar_nomilk]

Ha, yes, that's right. I wouldn't want to let you down, sweetheart. Can't you take a little joke?

I confess, at this point I'm almost amused by seeing you outdo yourself.

Believe me, I can see those shoes clearly enough. They'd be hard for anyone to miss.

((OH YOU.))

[chevrolady]

I dunno Armando, you never really struck me the "joking" type. You must have a totally, like, unique sense of humor.

Really. Well thanks for letting me know I set the bar so high. Things that leave lasting impressions tend to be, well, impressive. Just like those shoes, and my favorite kinds of cars! Life's more fun that way, you know?

[[You know you love me, baby.]]

[nosugar_nomilk]

Maybe it's a sense of humor that's a bit over your head. It's all right, honey, don't feel bad that you missed it.

Just because something makes a strong impression, that doesn't mean it's a good impression. Thought I should point that out for you, in case you missed that, too.

(*HISS* :P)

[chevrolady]

Har dee har har. Coming from a guy like you, I don't think it's a kind of "humor" I want to pick up on. Thanks so much for your generosity though. What would I do without it, like really.

But like, what can I say. You can't please everyone.

[try_the_wine]

Hey, dude. I can't help but notice you've been giving Mimi here a hard time for awhile now. I'm not sure if it's a personal grudge or what, but do you seriously got nothing better to do with your time than pick on a girl?

[nosugar_nomilk]

Well well, if it isn't Prince Charming himself.

I don't like her, it's true, and I'm sure she could tell you why, if you really wanted to know. Of course, I don't like you, either. In fact, maybe I like you a little less.

Pick on a girl? If that's how you want to see it, that's fine by me. But maybe I want her to open her eyes to the reality of her situation.

[try_the_wine]

You really think I care if you like me or not - ? Least of my problems, dude.

Just back off. Even if she wanted the advice, she wouldn't be stupid enough to get it from another convict like you.

[nosugar_nomilk]

Ha, quite frankly, I'd be shocked if you cared about anything but yourself, so no.

Also, I'll say whatever I like, but thanks for the laugh.

[try_the_wine]

Whatever.

But the joke's on you, dude.

((DON'T FIGHT OVER MEEEE. <3))

[chevrolady]

Hey, Matty...don't fight with him, okay? Please?

It's not that I don't, like, totally appreciate you sticking up for me. I reeeeeally do, and thanks. But don't worry, I'll be fine. Okay?

((screened))

[try_the_wine]

...All right.

The second he starts giving you problems, though, you come straight to me, babe.

(<333) ((Mimi and Matt's mini-thread is now screened))

[chevrolady]

Thanks, Matty. You're so wonderful~~

I'll be okay. Thanks for trying to help me. If I can talk to the people in here I like, like you, nothing can ruin my day.