Portsman, you are my new favorite person!
OMG. Check this out, you guys. Look at what Jacques found while he was goofing off in the computer lab. He said they reminded him of me. AREN'T THEY COOL?
These are, like, officially the coolest heels I've ever seen in my life. Lamborghinis, guys. LAMBORGHINIS. They even have little headlights on them! You can probably tell I, like, was never one for heels, but I'd sell every pair of shoes I own to have these. Holy Toledo! If only they came in red! The designer said that seemed, like, too "nouveau riche" to him. WHO CARES, MAN. Finding these in red would totally be the cherry on top for this if I could find a pair that fits me.
Thanks so much for showing me these, Porty~~. Though I'm wondering why you were looking at shoes to begin with. Women's shoes. Do they, like, totally do something for you, or is there, like, something you're not telling us, huh, huh...? Haha!
Oh yeah, I poked around a bit more and found these too. If I could get these I'd wear them to like, every sport event I went to, ever. Not diggin' the grey too much, but like somebody said in the comments, they have ankle support, and that kicks ass. I mean how often d'you like, find heels that'd go with a jersey and shorts?
Does anyone else think it's a scary coincidence that these are from If Shoes Could Kill.com?
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