Looks like that lawyer isn't as Wright as he seems.
Okay, like wow, have I been out of the loop. I've definitely been stuck in the "durrhurr" mindset for too long.
It looks like Fey's lawyer Phoenix Wright been disbarred. I'm not entirely sure why, I'll need to ask around. I hear it has something to do with forged evidence. If it turns out to be true, I certainly can't say I'm very surprised. I do give props to the court though for finally pulling its head out of its behind though. Seriously, when did it become a common let alone valid practice in law to rely on baloney like "channeling the dead?" Even that smartass whiplashing prosecutor went along with it. You know the Feys' supposed "master" ran off in shame after she "failed to summon a certain spirit"? Why any fool in law enforcement trusts them is beyond me. Speaking of the court, I hope they get around to firing that idiot judge from my case next. That old fart probably needs to take over 20 pills just to get up in the morning, and even then he can't pay attention. He probably sits up on that chair during trials zoning out and thinking about tapioca pudding, or Medicare or whatever it is old people occupy the remainder of their lives with. What do I know, I'm just a "rotten whippersnapper."
Some are thinking their cases are going to be appealed thanks to Wright landing them in here, but things are never that simple. You can lie your butt off about what happened, sure enough, but you need proof (um, well at least I think you do). I hear most of them confessed at the end anyway. But who knows. I thought I'd never get caught, after all. Wright might even end up one of my new neighbors! They'd need to hire about twenty more guards JUST to protect him. Everyone he knows in here would probably riot.
A lovely gentleman has also taken the time to inform me that Morgan Fey's been shut up somewhere herself. Maybe solitary? That's all I can think of since I haven't seen her around here. I don't know why they're taking precautions about it. It's not like the hag's any good at "channeling," woooo. Oh, and I even had a bit of a word with this Edgeworth. Awfully shrewd, not too bad-looking. I wonder if he's married, but I'm guessing probably not. I didn't see a band in any pictures I've seen of him. He's probably married to his job. Anywho, hamburger night tomorrow: kickass.
Hey Patricia, you're not transferring to the Hotti Clinic are you? PLEASE do tell me if you are, because if so, we've got some things to go over. Trust me, there's some things you need to know.
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((Going out of town for a few days, sorry if I reply to any comments a little late!))