didn't hear shit from you while i was gone. glad you missed me. assholes.
i was sitting in school today, reading my harry potter book, and this bitch turns to me and goes, "i like your shoes". so then i slammed her head against her desk, took all her pencils out of her messenger bag (riddled with Surgarcult pins, the stupid bitch), broke those little bitches in half, found her best friend, fucked that chick's boyfriend up, located her address in the school book and fucked her cat. that's what you get for wanting my shoes, whore. so why am i so mean to someone complimenting my choice of clothing? because i'm a bad-ass, that is why. and if you bring up that chick again, i'll break your pencils, too.
you know what i'm sick of? those movies with the british people. you know. there's that one guy with half-spiky, please-allow-me-to-be-your-bitch hair, and he always has that accent. damn that accent. he doesn't shut up. and he's innocent looking and he works for some big business and he is always wearing a suit and he's always apologizing when he bumps into someone or something. what an asshole. and then the girl is clumsy because she sucks like that and she gets splashed by water from passing cars driving in the rain, and she falls down stairs and shit and she doesn't realize that she has the potential enough to be pretty and go to Hollywood and be in fucking british movies and make money off suckers who go see stupid shit because their hilary duff cd kept skipping. holy shit. everyone sucks but me.
if you happen to see someone under the legal voting age urging people to vote for a certain candidate, or bashing a certain candidate, punch them in the fucking ovary, since they are undoubtedly a woman. why are they undoubtedly a woman? because they seem to think we care about what they have to say. fuck you if you are anti-any candidate, because you a) don't know what the fuck you're talking about, b) can't run a country any better, and c) i have a big penis.
vote for who you want, but first, ask yourself the following:
-have you ever considered becoming vegetarian, or vegan?
-have you ever, in any way, funded NoFX, and/or any other propagandist, money-hungry fucks?
-have you ever purchased a seventeen/ cosmopolitan/ teen people magazine?
-(males) have you ever purchased a story of the year cd/ sugarcult cd/ matchbook romance cd/ fall out boy cd/ dildo for your ass?
-(females) are you not katie stewart?
-when a talkative class grows silent, do you ever laugh with the retard who always goes, "whoa, it just got really quiet in here,"?
-have you ever SLOWED DOWN ON THE INTERSTATE TO LET SOMEONE MERGE AHEAD OF YOU, YOU CONSTIPATED, SENILE, OLD FUCK? YOU ARE THE DRIVING DEAD. FUCKING MOVE.
-have you ever called yourself, or a friend, "scene"?
-have you ever worn a "vintage" shirt that says "WILSON HIGH VOLLEYBALL" on the front? with a number "06" on the back? and "abercrombie and fitch" printed in the convincing pattern of a last name? oh, you thought i forgot your ass. yeah, i fucking hate you the most.
if you fit any of these descriptions, please, don't vote.
take. these. words. and. cut. deep.
you know what i'm sick of? those movies with the british people. you know. there's that one guy with half-spiky, please-allow-me-to-be-your-bitch hair, and he always has that accent. damn that accent. he doesn't shut up. and he's innocent looking and he works for some big business and he is always wearing a suit and he's always apologizing when he bumps into someone or something. what an asshole. and then the girl is clumsy because she sucks like that and she gets splashed by water from passing cars driving in the rain, and she falls down stairs and shit and she doesn't realize that she has the potential enough to be pretty and go to Hollywood and be in fucking british movies and make money off suckers who go see stupid shit because their hilary duff cd kept skipping. holy shit. everyone sucks but me.
if you happen to see someone under the legal voting age urging people to vote for a certain candidate, or bashing a certain candidate, punch them in the fucking ovary, since they are undoubtedly a woman. why are they undoubtedly a woman? because they seem to think we care about what they have to say. fuck you if you are anti-any candidate, because you a) don't know what the fuck you're talking about, b) can't run a country any better, and c) i have a big penis.
vote for who you want, but first, ask yourself the following:
-have you ever considered becoming vegetarian, or vegan?
-have you ever, in any way, funded NoFX, and/or any other propagandist, money-hungry fucks?
-have you ever purchased a seventeen/ cosmopolitan/ teen people magazine?
-(males) have you ever purchased a story of the year cd/ sugarcult cd/ matchbook romance cd/ fall out boy cd/ dildo for your ass?
-(females) are you not katie stewart?
-when a talkative class grows silent, do you ever laugh with the retard who always goes, "whoa, it just got really quiet in here,"?
-have you ever SLOWED DOWN ON THE INTERSTATE TO LET SOMEONE MERGE AHEAD OF YOU, YOU CONSTIPATED, SENILE, OLD FUCK? YOU ARE THE DRIVING DEAD. FUCKING MOVE.
-have you ever called yourself, or a friend, "scene"?
-have you ever worn a "vintage" shirt that says "WILSON HIGH VOLLEYBALL" on the front? with a number "06" on the back? and "abercrombie and fitch" printed in the convincing pattern of a last name? oh, you thought i forgot your ass. yeah, i fucking hate you the most.
if you fit any of these descriptions, please, don't vote.
take. these. words. and. cut. deep.