SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!

[chestmonster]

THE EXTREMELY HOT BEAST (in the sack) IS MAKING ITS GRAND ENTRANCE! After surveying the very tasty looking journalists in the fandom, I have come to a conclusion!

WHO HARRY IS HOT FOR
10. Oliver Wood hotforcaptain YOUR BOD IS HOT, EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT
09. Hitsugaya Toushiro notshirochan
08. Uesugi Tatsuha iwantryuichi
07. Blaise Zabini zabinophile
06. Schuldig eindringen
05. Ryoma Echizen princeofwriting04. Narcissa

Comments

[bakatsuzuki]

... What are you? Have we met before?

[chestmonster]

I am a SEXY BEAST, is what I am.

And you're sizzlin', hot stuff.

[bakatsuzuki]

What are you talking about? Why am I on your list?

[chestmonster]

*leers* You're a feisty one. I like that. How do you like your playmates, lovely?

[bakatsuzuki]

What?

[chestmonster]

Oh, so you're playing the confused little boy now? I can dig that. I like roleplay games.

Do you like to play dress-up, little boy? *purrs*

[bakatsuzuki]

... No!

[chestmonster]

You're being quite the naughty little boy right now, aren't you? You shouldn't yell at daddy like that.

[bakatsuzuki]

WHAT.

[chestmonster]

Do I need to give you a spanking? *leers*

[bakatsuzuki]

NO.

YOU'RE A PERVERT.

[chestmonster]

Oh, I like it when you yell. You can be as loud as you like - don't hold back, I know you're a screamer. ;9

[bakatsuzuki]

Don't you have ten other people to harrass?

[chestmonster]

Don't be jealous, baby. Currently I'm only focused on you and your lovely face. Do you let people kiss you? *leers*

[bakatsuzuki]

No. I don't let people touch me, either.

[chestmonster]

I like it when you put up a fight - it's a challenge.

How about you touch me, then? On your hands and knees... Mmm. You're very pretty when you're like that, aren't you? >:)