(Untitled)

[chestmonster]

HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know

Comments

[solitusvir]

I'm out at St. Mungo's doing what with Draco?

[silverfringe]

I believe the saying here is don't ask questions you'd rather not know the answer to.

[solitusvir]

I'd like to know the answers to this grinding you're doing on me and the bondage you keep at your place.

[silverfringe]

Surely you can dream up some answers on your own?

As for the rest -- I'll simply have to show you.

[solitusvir]

Why dream when I can have the real thing?

[silverfringe]

When did your arguments get so convincing? You were never this bright before. I'm going to pretend sex addles your brain in a good way.

[solitusvir]

Maybe it's just you.

[stfumalfoy]

He meant me.

[solitusvir]

Oh.

Well, alright.

Having fun?

[stfumalfoy]

I would be having more fun if people were laying off Malfoy!

[solitusvir]

Laying off Draco in what way?

[stfumalfoy]

Stop trying to have sex with him!

[solitusvir]

... Have sex with him yourself, then?

[stfumalfoy]

I- I could, but I don't know. He's busy being flirted with and flirting with people.

[solitusvir]

I heard he's just been whining about us -- you. Or something. All party.

[stfumalfoy]

Is your Draco like that? Completely in denial?