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[chestmonster]

HARRY POTTER'S 17TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.Harry's currently out at St Mungos with that hottie with the damn fine laffy taffy, Draco Malfoy. Trying to, you know, fix Draco's little veela problem, but damn, Harry, at this rate you'll never get laid! Stupefying the guy you have wet dreams of every night when he tries to grind on you isn't so smart, you know

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Banquet hall

[obey_or_i_shoot]

::bursts in through the wall, shooting at the ceiling with a machine gun held in each hand::

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARRY. Have you shagged Draco yet? Is there food?

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[stfupotter]

No, but we might have a threesome with Patil. I almost shagged him earlier today. It was fantastic, until he stupefied me. Depressing, that. *coughs and backs away* There's another muggle in here that I'm fairly sure used to be Pansy with that muggle weapon of yours. Talk to it, because it frightens me.

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[obey_or_i_shoot]

JUDGING FROM THE REPORTS I'VE HEARD, YOU WERE MORE LIKELY TO INJURE HIM THAN GIVE HIM A GOOD TIME. Honestly, Mr. Draco, keep yourself in line.

What, a gun? A pansy with a gun? Why would I want to talk to that?

Re: Banquet hall

[stfupotter]

*makes an offended expression* POTTER LIKED IT, YOU IMBECILE. HE WAS THE ONE WHO INJURED ME. Not really.

Because I think you should, and all muggles are filthy. I like filthy, hot sex, though.

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[obey_or_i_shoot]

OBVIOUSLY NOT MUCH, OR HE WOULDN'T HAVE STUNNED YOU.

I am not filthy. I took a bath earlier today.

I don't care, to be honest, Mr. Draco. Go have filthy, hot sex with Potter.

[[[OOC: Ignore that first response. >.> ::is kind of stupid sometimes::]]]

Re: Banquet hall

[whee_go_boom]

*saunters in through the hole in the wall, hands in his pockets* ...Oh fuck, not you again.

Re: Banquet hall

[obey_or_i_shoot]

THAT'S VERY RUDE OF YOU.

Re: Banquet hall

[stfumalfoy]

Thanks! And no, I haven't. There's plenty of food, but be careful what you eat, who knows what was stashed in there.

Re: Banquet hall

[obey_or_i_shoot]

WHY NOT?

EXCELLENT. FOOD. Stashed in where?

Re: Banquet hall

[chocomachinegun]

*looks around* Why are these things always in damn mansions, anyway?

I guess I just leave the gift on the table... and tell Harry happy birthday when I see him.

Hey, K, want to judge a duel? It involves pistols, so I thought you might be interested.

Has anyone seen Rukia, by the way?

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[popcornlasers]

*looks around, a little awed* Holy shit, and this is a wizard's mansion? What's with all the snakes? And just how many rooms are there?

And where exactly are we having this little duel?

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[chocomachinegun]

Hell if I know. *shrug* And I think that is part of your job, to determine that along with Rukia's second... if she'd figured out what one is yet.

Re: Banquet hall

[popcornlasers]

...Right. And if they don't show up are they forfeit? Or are we just here early?

Re: Banquet hall

[chocomachinegun]

As much as she was talking about honor, I'm sure she'll show. Crazy girl; I don't know why she insisted on this, but since she did...

*looks around* Where's Harry, anyway? Dammit, I need something to drink if I'm going to be fighting a duel at a goddamn wizard's party.

Re: Banquet hall

[whee_go_boom]

*looks up from his alchemy book* Oy, hey there, Mello.

Re: Banquet hall

[chocomachinegun]

Oh, hey, Kimbley. How's the book?

People giving you a hard time about that library accident?

It seems I am supposed to fight a duel here tonight with Rukia. Insane girl, but she insisted.