Road trips are for famous people such as photographers and ex-politicians
The middle of the road is no place for bunnies
Hiking
Hadrian's Wall has taken place of my desire to walk the Great Wall of China
If you think seeing one Abbey means you've seen them all- bite your tongue!
Old people cross the street in
conga-linesGoing to Scotland and not getting a stamp in my passport is disappointing
Holy Island is better than
Mackinac Island by far
Every country has stupid nick-knack/tchotchkey/dust collecting shops
Arthur Miller was an egotistical bastard (see
Broken Glass)
The Yorkshire Moors= motion sickness
The Yorkshire Dales= motion sickness
The back roads of Northern England= motion sickness
Hard cider+knitting+Ugly Casanova+train ride= not motion sickness
Langley Castle looks like it is for rock stars (but it is only for nerds that that have 200 pounds to waste on
frills and cement walls )
Lambs jumping and chasing each other is cuter than British babies
"Thank youp!"
and is it just me, or is it a little messed up to skin your dog and make him into a rug to put by the fire for the kids to play with?
Also, Anna, I want to apologize for being an insensitive jerk-face when I saw you on the train. I hope you are having a BLAST in Spain! I will see you in time for our awesome and amazing English Exam. <3