PHONE
Wahahaha!! [ Anyone listening will be treated to a bout of insanely loud cackling, seemingly neverending until she speaks again. ] Impressive, impressive, but how very rude to abandon an honored guest without a proper greeting. You would not dare disrespect the Golden Witch by choosing to be such a terrible host, riiiiiiight~? Hoh. That would be troublesome, very troublesome indeed!
ACTION - 1648 ALBRIGHT LANE
[ Waking up in atrocious nightclothes and without her personal items would be startling to anyone else, but at the moment, Beatrice remains eerily calm. After making the above phone call, she returns to the master bedroom to rouse Battler - if he even managed to stay asleep through her cackling, that is. Also, she may or may not be trying to put makeup on him. Trollolol. ]
If you wished to play dress-up, you could have just asked, Battleeeeer!