Random Musings: Seen and Heard

Oct 12, 2009 00:12

• I was at Target the other day in the personal care area looking for toothpaste. The store was packed with shoppers. I happened to be looking at some guy when all of a sudden he yells at the sales associate a few aisles away, "Hey, where's the butt cream?" O_O

With military precision, all the heads in the vicinity whipped around to stare at the guy who begins to look uncomfortable from all the attention. "You know...the Desitin...for babies' butts?" he says sheepishly.

*giggles* He could have phrased his request better and he definitely should have moved closer to the sales associate.

• I was at Fresh Choice (a soup and salad bar) last week. I had just finished building my perfect spinach salad, and I was waiting for the people ahead of me to get their drinks. One of the employees was refilling a container of salad dressing when it slipped out of her hands. Guess where it ended up? Yes, about three cups of the mess ended up on my salad and all over the tray. *sigh* I had to build a new salad, and it's too bad they had to throw out the first one.

musings, rl 09, observations

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