Twenty-second move: [Video]

[chess_wizard]

[Ron's face comes on, looking distinctly annoyed.]

If someone doesn't tell me what the hell is going on-

[He's interrupted by someone shaking a bag of potato chips in his face, causing Ron to move the camera in surprise. Next to him is a taller, older, chubbier version of himself, offering the bag.]

Sure you don't want any chips, dude?

No, I don't want

Comments

You rule. So much [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

Nice mouth on you Kiddo

Re: I try XD [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

Ruby, he's driving me up the wall-

Whoa, wait, this babe is Ruby?

Shut up!

I thought the script said Ruby was an older chick. She sounds old enough, maybe, but not old.

ShutupshutupSHUTUP!

Re: I try XD [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

[ooc: I'm waiting on some clarification on what if I can do something with Ruby so for the moment the following is my solution]

Mmmm and that's why I locked mine in the closet.

Yes, this babe is Ruby.

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

Yeah, well, mine's bigger than me, and he took my wand, so-

Ha, so you're saying your other self is - wait for it, waaaiiit for iiit - in the closet?

... what does that even mean?!

It means you're too young for this conversation. Here, make yourself useful and throw out this candy wrapper.

Ruby, gimme your knife!

Re: [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

Mmmm if you wanted me knock yours out...

I would chew you up and spit you out, Assface. Since you seem to be seriously lacking in intelligence, I'll go ahead and inform you that's not a line.

He's implying my other self likes girls and is in denial about it.

He'd just come back, Ron. Probably pissed you killed him. You know how this place works.

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

Whoa. You're pretty feisty, aren't you?

I told you to shut up, you idiot! What does being in a closet have to do with liking girls? Is this one of those American things?

No, this is one of those shut-your-face,-jailbat things. And she's right, you know. I'm too awesome to die! I'm the Boy Who Lived's Best Friend!

You're a pompous arse, is what you are!

Re: [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

You have no idea.

Mmmm. It's a whole thing if you're gay and in denial, you're in the closet.

And lay off Ron or I'll show you just how feisty I am. Again this is not a 'you will enjoy this' sort of thing.

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

Hey, hey, there's no reason to get all Sharpay on my ass, okay, lady? I'm just here, hanging out with my good buddy Ron Jr.-

Get offa me!

Buddies put their arms around one another, kid. In a totally non-Clay Aiken sorta way. Anyway, don't worry about him. I've got him under my wing and I'll take good care of him- OW!

Unless he stomps on my foot, the dirty little shrimp!

Re: [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

Kick him in the nuts, Ron.

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

[Insert scuffle here before Ron's voice calls out the Slug Vomiting Jinx. Yeah, he likes that one.]

Merlin! That oughta shut you up!

Sorry, Ruby. He's been a real arse ever since he showed up in my room.

Re: [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

[See this is one reason Ruby likes Ron. He's cute and he apologizes for people being dickheads around her]

It's alright. Mine's a whiny bitch who thinks she's doing a remake of Dracula's Vampire Whores.

Nice one by the way.

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

[Pfft, like Ron would let a jerk like that get away with mouthing off to one of his friends.]

Yours is pretending to be a vampire? That's just... weird.

And, heh... thanks. It'll at least keep him mostly quiet for a bit.

Re: [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

Something like that. She's a raging, insane whoredog.

[Have some more curse words, Ron.]

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

[Ahha. You can tell by his laugh that he likes that one.]

Whoredog. That's a new one.

Re: [Voice]

[saved_ur_ass]

Glad you like that one.

At least if your brothers show up you'll have a whole list of new things to call them.

Re: [Voice]

[chess_wizard]

Provided my mum's not in hearing range, anyway.