Er, Harry?
You know how, when people give gifts, they always say it's the thought that counts?
Well, uh, I couldn't find the makings for a decent present and thought that maybe I'd make an attempt at making you a cake. Mum offered to help, but I didn't think it could be too hard.
Er, when you see it, just remember: it's the thought that counts.
[OOC- The next time Harry visits with Ron, he'll be greeted by
this unfortunate monstrosity. But at least Ron covered it up with lots of chocolate, right?]