I want to ride my bycicle (AND YOU SHOULD TOO)

Mar 29, 2006 15:22

except maybe not mine, get your own. They aren't state sponsored yet but they SHOULD BE!!!!! Contact your congressman or local M.P. or priest or post office worker or dentist or something and say YOU want your bike- and or bycicle, moped, unicycle or tandem. Along these lines, I'm not sure wether I oppose or support the whole tandem thing, it makes me feel a little wierd when there are people sitting so close to me's, I dunno I just get like feelings and I'm not comfortable with that. So yes. ooo. bump there, narely droppped my pad. This is a lot harderer than I thoughts it would beees.
I'd like to state for the record that political activism from a two wheeled vehicle is not at ALL what it's cracked up to be. Don't romanticise this because it's HARD peeple. like, there are all kinds of hazzards to being a bycicling political activist, like chaffing of the thighs and dropping your sandwiches and stuff. The other day I was trying to settle a coo in a state of unrest and all it would do would give me this funny look and keep chewing grass. I hate coos, four legged bastards. (never catch a coo riding a bycicle do you?)
This one time, I was riding through a large crowd of youths and they was all rallying for something or other, I think it was something to do with stopping hunting foxes or starting hunting bears or something random involving animals and stuff and I felt myself getting politicaly outraged and so I tried to ride over as many toes as possible THAT DAY I TELL YOU!!! Beware, don't get on the wrong side of a communist on a bycicle, it tends to put them off a little and make them swerve and sometimes I bump into things because of people passing on my wrong side.
FREEDOM (of bikes for people) except for people with large noses because I just don't like that, they can find their own mode of transport thankyou. Well maybe they can have bikes, but only girlie ones, like the ones with the little baskets for fruit and stuff on the back? maybe? write me? tell me what you think? that's the idea of communism isn't it? no? I dunno, I'm more interested in my bike than in my communism but I'll learn more about both as my journey and this jourNAL progres, shit , CARS. I HATE CARS. buy
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