Orochimaru/Kabuto Crack!
I was playing around with the Halrloprillalar's Fan Fiction Drabble Creator. Usually, the results of my effort don't come out making so much sense but after I tried using a craptastic vocabulary it came out so funny I decided to share it. Total crack! XD~
It was Christmas Eve. Old Snake sat gayly upside down a tree, sipping gay eggnog.
He looked at the foul banana hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Megane Boy had hung it there, just before they looked at each other carelessly and then fell into each other's arms and grabbed each other's toe.
If only I hadn't been so bad, Old Snake thought, pouring an ugly amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Megane Boy might not have got so pale and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a tiny tear and held his butt in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a stupid voice lifted foolishly up in song.
I'm dreaming of an annoying Christmas
Just like a tootsie
Old Snake ran to the door. It was Megane Boy, looking big all over with snow.
"I missed you painfully," Megane Boy said. "And I wanted to grab your toe again."
Old Snake hugged Megane Boy and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Megane Boy said.
"I think so too," Old Snake said and they grabbed each other's toe until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted mongoose croutch and lived clumsily until Old Snake got drunk again.
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Fear the crack power! XD~
Btw, sorry OroKabu fans, I didn't intend to make fun of your OTP. It's the Drabble Generator's fault, I swear! XD
It was Christmas Eve. Old Snake sat gayly upside down a tree, sipping gay eggnog.
He looked at the foul banana hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Megane Boy had hung it there, just before they looked at each other carelessly and then fell into each other's arms and grabbed each other's toe.
If only I hadn't been so bad, Old Snake thought, pouring an ugly amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Megane Boy might not have got so pale and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a tiny tear and held his butt in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a stupid voice lifted foolishly up in song.
I'm dreaming of an annoying Christmas
Just like a tootsie
Old Snake ran to the door. It was Megane Boy, looking big all over with snow.
"I missed you painfully," Megane Boy said. "And I wanted to grab your toe again."
Old Snake hugged Megane Boy and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Megane Boy said.
"I think so too," Old Snake said and they grabbed each other's toe until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted mongoose croutch and lived clumsily until Old Snake got drunk again.
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Fear the crack power! XD~
Btw, sorry OroKabu fans, I didn't intend to make fun of your OTP. It's the Drabble Generator's fault, I swear! XD