BOYFRIENDS = GAYNESS

Oct 15, 2005 22:53

haha.. wow,let me tell you a VERY sad story. [ and when i say very i mean V.E.R.Y. ] okay so i am sitting at amber's house on a SATURDAY night. okay so it may not seem so bad to some of you but wait until you hear our story. here it goes.. so amber && ben fought all night. he was pissed at her and wouldnt even tell her why. and then she left and he decided he would tell me in full detail. then i called her and told her and she came back. then he wouldnt talk again so i left the room and he told her all of it. so she was all upset and crying and stuff. it was bad. && he goes to parties at his friends houses && doesnt invite amber to come along. so she just sits and wonders what he is doing while he is having the time of his life. WHAT A DOUCHE. then okay so nate is with turner. and they are at some party. i have NO clue where. and i called him twice and he didnt answer or call me back. and he told me to call him at midnight so i did. and what do you know, NO ANSWER!! and i called again like almost an hour later and he didnt answer again. and he hasnt called back. so whatev.. WHAT A DOUCHE. so me and amber sat here and decided that we came up with a solution: nate is at some party and some stupid sluts are getting him drunk so they can have sex with him && then they are gunna drive him home so they can go have sex with ben!! okay so then we were sitting here trying to figure out since when do nate and ben have friends?! because they used to only hang out with us and no one else.. then it became an ever bigger matter of since when do me and amber NOT have friends?! then we just came to the conclusion that we are just losers. and we only each other.. && smoke dizzle!!

so yeah.. tell me if that isnt the SADDEST story you have ever heard!?!?
[ ADVICE: dont let yer boyfriends have friends or you will lose them forever!! ]

NOTE: the story you have just read is all true. [ except for maybe the story me and amber thought up about the sluts raping or boyfriends.. that was probably just the denial kicking in.
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