01. i adore parker. 02. parker is a delight. 03. parker needs to see my room. 04. i want to play pool with parker. 05. parker can drive my car. 06. someday parker will be a rock star. 07. parker reminds me of a girl, who i, once knew. 08. without parker, all the flowers would wilt. 09. parker can be anything he wants to be. 10. parker is a dream. 11. worst thing about parker is his lack of lust for moi. 12. best thing about parker is his bowling ability. wow. 13. i am fascinated by parker. 14. i think parker should hold a kitten once in a while. 15. if parker was an animal, he'd be a hamster. 16. right now, i bet parker is thinking 'why a hamster?'. 17. parker makes me want to do bad things. 18. parker probably tastes like one of those wax bottles with the sugar water inside. yum. 19. if i could spend the day with parker, i'd go to disneyland, and we'd flash the camera on splash mountain. 20. i'd kill a man with my bare hands for parker (that and a kolondike bar). 21. parker is made of jellybeans. 22. parker is the greatest performer ever. 23. if i could be parker for a day, i'd sing, then stare at myself naked in the mirror. youuuu heard me. 24. i want to give parker a green toad toy i found in a parking lot. that and oral sex. 25. the song, "paradise" by Styx reminds me of parker.
so you may not check your livejournal anymore, so you might not ever read this. but oh well, i had fun. oh, please add me as a friend. i am very lonely in this magical world of the internet. molly mcbatie
02. parker is a delight.
03. parker needs to see my room.
04. i want to play pool with parker.
05. parker can drive my car.
06. someday parker will be a rock star.
07. parker reminds me of a girl, who i, once knew.
08. without parker, all the flowers would wilt.
09. parker can be anything he wants to be.
10. parker is a dream.
11. worst thing about parker is his lack of lust for moi.
12. best thing about parker is his bowling ability. wow.
13. i am fascinated by parker.
14. i think parker should hold a kitten once in a while.
15. if parker was an animal, he'd be a hamster.
16. right now, i bet parker is thinking 'why a hamster?'.
17. parker makes me want to do bad things.
18. parker probably tastes like one of those wax bottles with the sugar water inside. yum.
19. if i could spend the day with parker, i'd go to disneyland, and we'd flash the camera on splash mountain.
20. i'd kill a man with my bare hands for parker (that and a kolondike bar).
21. parker is made of jellybeans.
22. parker is the greatest performer ever.
23. if i could be parker for a day, i'd sing, then stare at myself naked in the mirror. youuuu heard me.
24. i want to give parker a green toad toy i found in a parking lot. that and oral sex.
25. the song, "paradise" by Styx reminds me of parker.
so you may not check your livejournal anymore, so you might not ever read this. but oh well, i had fun. oh, please add me as a friend. i am very lonely in this magical world of the internet.
molly mcbatie
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but i try to read as much as possible...not having easy internet access is tough...easy access...heh heh heh...oooohhh...
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