On A Dark And Stormy Night..... uh..... Day
So you enjoy a good wake n' bake session, followed by cuddling and smalltalk. Soon you pack the bong for wake n' bake part deux. You follow that up with some great sex, you even smoke a bowl during it. Then afterwards in the middle of taking a couple huge bong rips, your girlfriend informs you that in about 45 minutes her mother is coming to pick you two up to go hang out in San Francisco, possibly to be joined by her grandmother and her aunt. Well let me tell you what Ol' Jack Burton does in a time like that. He looks her in the eye and says "Well, fuck! You better hit this shit too!"
P.S. As I was sitting down to write this, Fe's mom called. Fe is in the shower. I just had a whole conversation about things to do in San Francisco with my girlfriend's mom, and I'm SOOOOOO fucking high!
P.S. As I was sitting down to write this, Fe's mom called. Fe is in the shower. I just had a whole conversation about things to do in San Francisco with my girlfriend's mom, and I'm SOOOOOO fucking high!