Milan Derby Drinking Game, Version 3.0
Hmmm, I feel reasonably sure everyone knows the point of this by now. *Inspects the lists of previous years and edits it for this season's dramatis personae* Deki seems to be out, Conny, sorry :{ Thiago Silva also appears to be buggered, and I can't figure out whether Clarence is or not.
Famous person (or Figo) in the stands: drink.
Van Bommel fouls someone: biscuit.
Van Bommel gets red card: drink.
Van Bommel gets red card with his first touch: finish drink.
Lucio or Wu nobbles someone: drink.
Lucio nobbles Zlatan: drink and biscuit.
Nesta and/or Mexes nobbles Zlatan: finish drink.
Flares on pitch: drink.
Player goes down clutching knee: biscuit.
Knee is actually torn ACL: drink.
Thirteen players tear ACLs; match is abandoned: finish drink.
Chivu goes off injured: drink.
Chivu knocks someone over with his arse: biscuit.
KPB dances: drink.
Forlan displays abdominals: drink.
Castellazzi makes display of fiendish lizardliness: eat flies biscuit.
Wes screams and pops a giant head vein: drink.
Yuto does the bowing celebration: drink plus biscuit for each person bowing.
Pouty cries: stroke a kitten.
Clarence, Wes, Christi and/or Luc have a giant, Dutch argument: drink and biscuit for each person arguing.
Cuchu tells Allegri what to do during the break: drink.
Pippo scores 1000 goals to make a point: drink, get rid of Pippo icon.
Conny coos over Alvarez: drink.
Everything degenerates into a gigantic brawl: drink for each person fighting.
Javi scores an own goal and/or gets sent off: finish drink.
Famous person (or Figo) in the stands: drink.
Van Bommel fouls someone: biscuit.
Van Bommel gets red card: drink.
Van Bommel gets red card with his first touch: finish drink.
Lucio or Wu nobbles someone: drink.
Lucio nobbles Zlatan: drink and biscuit.
Nesta and/or Mexes nobbles Zlatan: finish drink.
Flares on pitch: drink.
Player goes down clutching knee: biscuit.
Knee is actually torn ACL: drink.
Thirteen players tear ACLs; match is abandoned: finish drink.
Chivu goes off injured: drink.
Chivu knocks someone over with his arse: biscuit.
KPB dances: drink.
Forlan displays abdominals: drink.
Castellazzi makes display of fiendish lizardliness: eat flies biscuit.
Wes screams and pops a giant head vein: drink.
Yuto does the bowing celebration: drink plus biscuit for each person bowing.
Pouty cries: stroke a kitten.
Clarence, Wes, Christi and/or Luc have a giant, Dutch argument: drink and biscuit for each person arguing.
Cuchu tells Allegri what to do during the break: drink.
Pippo scores 1000 goals to make a point: drink, get rid of Pippo icon.
Conny coos over Alvarez: drink.
Everything degenerates into a gigantic brawl: drink for each person fighting.
Javi scores an own goal and/or gets sent off: finish drink.