Why weight loss is crap, Reason 5001.

[cheryl_bites]

Your size 12 trousers keep falling down at embarrassing moments, but when you dig out your moth-eaten size 10s, you find you still can't fit into them.

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[dirtbunnies]

Oh sweetie. Been there. I'm there now, actually.

[cheryl_bites]

I keep showing my knickers to total strangers. I feel a sudden great empathy for Mario Balotelli.

I just gave some trick-or-treaters a bunch of bananas cos we were out of sweets. They had these stunned expressions like, "What are these and what do we do with them?"

[diemme]

While writing my exam last night I realised I was showing the band of my undies to the row behind me. Damn all gaping waistbands to heck.

[cheryl_bites]

*Contemplates* Well, it's OK if your undies are cool.

[diemme]

Blue and white VS briefs, moderately so. I blame gaping waistbands and my propensity to drape over my desk when taking exams.

[cheryl_bites]

That's what belts are for. *Sigh*