The transfer window in review.
A giggle to kick off with:
Note to Romanian websites: if you talk about the “Premier Legue”, Google Translate will assume you meant “legume”.
Anyway, Panti has failed to reach the Premier Vegetables, or anywhere, really; Iancu changed his mind for the 50th time and decided nobody was allowed to leave Timisoara. Fuck you, Iancu.
At Inter, we have gained a Nagatomo (yay!):
Observe his cuteness, which is well outside the normal human range.
See, even Matrix has picked up on it. And him. Sammy’ll divorce him if he’s not careful.
On the downside, we lost a Muntari AND HIS DAUGHTERS. D:
THIS IS NOT FAIR! Those kids are amazing and I’ve still never found out whether they’re triplets or not: we only saw them once, in the celebrations for the 2009 Scudetto, when Martha called them “all the little Muntaris” and got a jingle permanently stuck in my head.
All the little Muntaris,
Playing against Cagliari,
All the little Muntaris,
Playing against Parma and Bari.
Yeah, I couldn’t help it. *Shoots Martha with a water pistol* (Can’t you picture those lasses on the pitch in about 15 years’ time, though? A ready-made squad! \o/)
In more good news, though, Inter did get rid of Mancini. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that.
Note to Romanian websites: if you talk about the “Premier Legue”, Google Translate will assume you meant “legume”.
Anyway, Panti has failed to reach the Premier Vegetables, or anywhere, really; Iancu changed his mind for the 50th time and decided nobody was allowed to leave Timisoara. Fuck you, Iancu.
At Inter, we have gained a Nagatomo (yay!):
Observe his cuteness, which is well outside the normal human range.
See, even Matrix has picked up on it. And him. Sammy’ll divorce him if he’s not careful.
On the downside, we lost a Muntari AND HIS DAUGHTERS. D:
THIS IS NOT FAIR! Those kids are amazing and I’ve still never found out whether they’re triplets or not: we only saw them once, in the celebrations for the 2009 Scudetto, when Martha called them “all the little Muntaris” and got a jingle permanently stuck in my head.
All the little Muntaris,
Playing against Cagliari,
All the little Muntaris,
Playing against Parma and Bari.
Yeah, I couldn’t help it. *Shoots Martha with a water pistol* (Can’t you picture those lasses on the pitch in about 15 years’ time, though? A ready-made squad! \o/)
In more good news, though, Inter did get rid of Mancini. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that.