Manics/football crossovers
While searching for something MSP-related, I came across this completely at random on a football forum. The cruel ones are the best. (But shouldn't it be "My Big Empire"?)
"The Football/Music Crossover Continues With The Manics
There's plenty more where these came from, but they've released several albums and my lunch won't eat itself:
Mike 'Everything Must Go' Ashley
Newcastle 'From Despair To Where' United (there were a few of these 'Second Great Depression', 'She Is Suffering'...)
Christiano 'The Girl Who Wanted to be God' Ronaldo
The Premier League 'Further Away' Bottom Half
Tim 'Australia' Cahill
Phil 'Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier' Brown
Michael 'Another Invented Disease' Owen
Didier 'You Love Us' Drogba
David 'Stay Beautiful' Beckham
Adrian 'Drug Drug Druggy' Mutu
Gareth 'Life Becoming a Landslide' Southgate
Gabriel 'Faster' Agbonlahor
Gareth 'Yourself' Barry
Joey 'The Intense Humming of Evil' Barton
Dean 'Send Away The Tigers' Windass
Roman 'My Little Empire' Abramovich
Tony 'Donkeys' Adams
Titus 'I Live To Fall Asleep' Bramble
Robbie 'I'm Just a Patsy' Savage
Jamie 'If You Tolerate This Norwegian Referee Then Your Children Will Be Next' Redknapp - okay, so I edited that one a bit.
Andy, Toon Fan"
I'm strongly tempted to turn this into a meme now. MATCH UP YOUR FOOTBALLER WITH THE APPROPRIATE SONG TITLE. Any band goes.
"The Football/Music Crossover Continues With The Manics
There's plenty more where these came from, but they've released several albums and my lunch won't eat itself:
Mike 'Everything Must Go' Ashley
Newcastle 'From Despair To Where' United (there were a few of these 'Second Great Depression', 'She Is Suffering'...)
Christiano 'The Girl Who Wanted to be God' Ronaldo
The Premier League 'Further Away' Bottom Half
Tim 'Australia' Cahill
Phil 'Elvis Impersonator: Blackpool Pier' Brown
Michael 'Another Invented Disease' Owen
Didier 'You Love Us' Drogba
David 'Stay Beautiful' Beckham
Adrian 'Drug Drug Druggy' Mutu
Gareth 'Life Becoming a Landslide' Southgate
Gabriel 'Faster' Agbonlahor
Gareth 'Yourself' Barry
Joey 'The Intense Humming of Evil' Barton
Dean 'Send Away The Tigers' Windass
Roman 'My Little Empire' Abramovich
Tony 'Donkeys' Adams
Titus 'I Live To Fall Asleep' Bramble
Robbie 'I'm Just a Patsy' Savage
Jamie 'If You Tolerate This Norwegian Referee Then Your Children Will Be Next' Redknapp - okay, so I edited that one a bit.
Andy, Toon Fan"
I'm strongly tempted to turn this into a meme now. MATCH UP YOUR FOOTBALLER WITH THE APPROPRIATE SONG TITLE. Any band goes.