[fanfic] the seven incidents of
Title: the seven incidents of (chapter 1/7)
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: OkitaKagura
Rating: T
Word count: 638
Warnings: My first attempt on the Gintama fandom, um, be nice? :| Prolly some grammar and spelling errors because it's late and i'm lazy.
Disclaimer: Do not own. D'awwwwww.
Summary: Class 3Z-verse. Anthology of Kagura and Okita interactions, split into seven chronological parts. "Ew, something stinks in here."
Ehehe, so i'm new. (^-^) Nice to meet you, and hope you guys'll enjoy.
Title: the seven incidents of
Author: cherryshotgun
Pairing: OkitaKagura
Rating: T (because idk)
Word count: 638
Disclaimer: Do not own. D’awwwwww.
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Because it brings about a whole new level of lame, Kagura sneers.
It’s the first day of high school, and the class made a whole round of introductions. Class 1-Z was definitely going to one heck of a lively class, no doubt about that, but what stood out the most were the occupants of said class.
She so does not want to be associated with that Gorilla, Kagura decides. Her Papi once said that Gorillas on Edo carry a disease that would make your testicles sag like the old vegetable vendor’s boobs. It is totally not funny. What are testicles anyway?
Kagura lost all interest on what her classmates have got to say about their grubby selves after the purple-hair S&M freak established her favourite roleplay positions (what is roleplay? Kagura wonders) and extending her invitation for Gintoki-sensei to partake in her nightly shenanigans, thus effectively making said homeroom teacher choke on his totally-not-a-cigarette lollipop and causing everyone in the room to feel uncomfortable.
Gintoki-sensei coughed a little after the little hiccup in the introductions, but regained his composure after a few moments.
“Alright, I’m totally not interested in what all of you have got to say, but the principal’s gonna confiscate my Jump issues if I don’t carry out of duties, so let’s have Zura introduce himself next -“
“It’s not Zura! It’s Katsura!” Katsura seethed, and the shady duck-looking character next to him nodded in approval.
“Well, whatever, just get on with what you gotta say -“
The classroom door slid open, cutting Gintoki off mid-speech.
“Sorry for being late, sensei. I was helping an old lady cross the road,” the new guy deadpanned.
“Ah, nice of you to join us, Souichirou-kun,” Gintoki-sensei acknowledged casually, gesturing towards an empty seat, ergo, the one next to Kagura. ‘Souichirou’ merely shrugged, and maneuvered his way towards his assigned seat.
Hah, like she could care less, Kagura thinks as she chewed on her sukonbu which she snuck in too easily, studying the newcomer. He looks as boring as Megane, she concludes, and turned her attention back to her sukonbu. Sukonbu is delicious, it’s heavenly, it is definitely Edo’s number one sna -
“Ew, something stinks in here,” Boring guy wrinkled his nose in distaste and glanced down at Kagura.
Kagura widened her cerulean eyes in shock at his sudden and atrocious comment. A piece of sukonbu hung ungraciously at the corner of her mouth. He. Did. Not. Just.
Said boy continued to wrinkle his nose, even going as far as to pinch it lightly, making a dramatic show on how God-darned the smell is.
“China, I’d suggest you brush your teeth. Even better, don’t eat that dog food ever again. Thanks, for the benefit of myself, considering that I’ll be sitting next to you.” His voice was nasally from pinching his nose, which made Kagura want to punch the daylights out of him even more so.
Oh, Kagura does not want to do something. She does it immediately.
It was chaos in a matter of seconds.
“Children, children, if you want to fight, do it in a sumo ring! I don’t want my Jump to get confiscated!” Gintoki-sensei yelled across the hubba, successfully pulling the thrashing girl off a bloodied ‘Souichiro’.
He wiped the blood from his nose with the back of his wrist, ignoring the motherly worries from Kondo and snorts of amusement from Hijikata, and glared at China pointedly. She returned a similar glare, adding a flick of a booger from her nostril for extra measures.
He smirks, and Kagura is reminded of the photos of those perverted mass-killers she always sees in the newspapers that her Papi always reads and uses to clean his poo when they’ve run out.
Sadist. She glared even harder, as his smirk spread wider. He’s a sadist.
It definitely was a day of introductions.
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note_ i totally have no idea what just possessed me to churn this out. Well. Enjoy?
(I should be studying three subjects for tomorrow’s examinations but no.)
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: OkitaKagura
Rating: T
Word count: 638
Warnings: My first attempt on the Gintama fandom, um, be nice? :| Prolly some grammar and spelling errors because it's late and i'm lazy.
Disclaimer: Do not own. D'awwwwww.
Summary: Class 3Z-verse. Anthology of Kagura and Okita interactions, split into seven chronological parts. "Ew, something stinks in here."
Ehehe, so i'm new. (^-^) Nice to meet you, and hope you guys'll enjoy.
Title: the seven incidents of
Author: cherryshotgun
Pairing: OkitaKagura
Rating: T (because idk)
Word count: 638
Disclaimer: Do not own. D’awwwwww.
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- introductions
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Because it brings about a whole new level of lame, Kagura sneers.
It’s the first day of high school, and the class made a whole round of introductions. Class 1-Z was definitely going to one heck of a lively class, no doubt about that, but what stood out the most were the occupants of said class.
She so does not want to be associated with that Gorilla, Kagura decides. Her Papi once said that Gorillas on Edo carry a disease that would make your testicles sag like the old vegetable vendor’s boobs. It is totally not funny. What are testicles anyway?
Kagura lost all interest on what her classmates have got to say about their grubby selves after the purple-hair S&M freak established her favourite roleplay positions (what is roleplay? Kagura wonders) and extending her invitation for Gintoki-sensei to partake in her nightly shenanigans, thus effectively making said homeroom teacher choke on his totally-not-a-cigarette lollipop and causing everyone in the room to feel uncomfortable.
Gintoki-sensei coughed a little after the little hiccup in the introductions, but regained his composure after a few moments.
“Alright, I’m totally not interested in what all of you have got to say, but the principal’s gonna confiscate my Jump issues if I don’t carry out of duties, so let’s have Zura introduce himself next -“
“It’s not Zura! It’s Katsura!” Katsura seethed, and the shady duck-looking character next to him nodded in approval.
“Well, whatever, just get on with what you gotta say -“
The classroom door slid open, cutting Gintoki off mid-speech.
“Sorry for being late, sensei. I was helping an old lady cross the road,” the new guy deadpanned.
“Ah, nice of you to join us, Souichirou-kun,” Gintoki-sensei acknowledged casually, gesturing towards an empty seat, ergo, the one next to Kagura. ‘Souichirou’ merely shrugged, and maneuvered his way towards his assigned seat.
Hah, like she could care less, Kagura thinks as she chewed on her sukonbu which she snuck in too easily, studying the newcomer. He looks as boring as Megane, she concludes, and turned her attention back to her sukonbu. Sukonbu is delicious, it’s heavenly, it is definitely Edo’s number one sna -
“Ew, something stinks in here,” Boring guy wrinkled his nose in distaste and glanced down at Kagura.
Kagura widened her cerulean eyes in shock at his sudden and atrocious comment. A piece of sukonbu hung ungraciously at the corner of her mouth. He. Did. Not. Just.
Said boy continued to wrinkle his nose, even going as far as to pinch it lightly, making a dramatic show on how God-darned the smell is.
“China, I’d suggest you brush your teeth. Even better, don’t eat that dog food ever again. Thanks, for the benefit of myself, considering that I’ll be sitting next to you.” His voice was nasally from pinching his nose, which made Kagura want to punch the daylights out of him even more so.
Oh, Kagura does not want to do something. She does it immediately.
It was chaos in a matter of seconds.
“Children, children, if you want to fight, do it in a sumo ring! I don’t want my Jump to get confiscated!” Gintoki-sensei yelled across the hubba, successfully pulling the thrashing girl off a bloodied ‘Souichiro’.
He wiped the blood from his nose with the back of his wrist, ignoring the motherly worries from Kondo and snorts of amusement from Hijikata, and glared at China pointedly. She returned a similar glare, adding a flick of a booger from her nostril for extra measures.
He smirks, and Kagura is reminded of the photos of those perverted mass-killers she always sees in the newspapers that her Papi always reads and uses to clean his poo when they’ve run out.
Sadist. She glared even harder, as his smirk spread wider. He’s a sadist.
It definitely was a day of introductions.
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note_ i totally have no idea what just possessed me to churn this out. Well. Enjoy?
(I should be studying three subjects for tomorrow’s examinations but no.)