[Fic] Double Trouble (One-Shot)
Double Trouble
Chapters: OneShot
Author:cherryrazor
Genre:humor/smut
Warnings:manxman and bad attempt at humor
Rating:NC-17
Pairings/Characters: ReitaxRuki
Synopsis:What happens when Ruki and Reita have become daddies.....
Disclaimer:They're all locked up in a cage in a high tower. Sadly the only thing that is mine is the story itself.
Comments:This is a sort of sequel to the one-shot that walkin_siesta wrote a while back called "Knocked Up". I dedicate this to her and to my wifey neopolly. My first Reituki without you.. are you proud of me?
~
Ruki opened the door to a whiny, “But daddyyyyy~”
“No, Mi-chan, you cannot wear the pink boots uncle Ruki gave you to the zoo,” Reita told his daughter firmly, before looking up at Ruki and rolling his eyes, “She’s your kid, I swear…”
Ruki chuckled and let them in,
“Hello Michiko, Chi-chan is watching TV.”
Michiko ran towards the living room to join her friend and soon childish chatter filled the room. The two fathers gravitated towards the kitchen.
“I still can’t believe you named your kid after one of our songs…”
Ruki shrugged, busying himself with getting a glass of water and putting it down on the table before Reita, before settling on the chair across from him, “I like Chizuru.”
Michiko came running into the kitchen wearing completely different clothes than what she’d had on when they arrived.
“Mi-chan! What are you wearing?” Reita asked as his daughter came to a stop before him.
“Chi-chan gave this to me. Uncle Ruki bought it for her, but she said that she didn’t want it. “
Reita shook his head. “I swear Ruki. She’s so not like me. “
“I think it looks great on you, Mi-chan.” Ruki said, not taking any notice of Reita’s remark.
“Daddy, is it ok if I give this to Mi-chan then?”
“Sure, I don’t see why not,” Ruki answered his daughter.
“Thank you uncle Ruki” Mi said running to Ruki to hug him and then running off to follow Chi into the living room.
Ruki shook his head. “And I swear. Chi is so your daughter. She’s nothing like me. She doesn’t give a damn about what she wears or looks like. For her it’s just her and the damn tv.”
Reita snorted. “You think they might have messed up and given us the wrong daughters at the hospital?”
“You never know…”
~
“Look at the monkey Rei. It looks just like you. “
“Fuck you Ru!
“Reita! Watch your potty mouth!”
“Shut up midget!”
Michiko ran up to them then. “Uncle Ruki? Will you buy me an ice cream?”
“Sure, Mi-chan!” Ruki said, giving the girl money to buy ice cream for her and Chizuru.
“Thank you uncle Ruki! You’re so much nicer than daddy is.” She said hugging the vocalist before running off.
Reita glared at Ruki. “You do know that you’re spoiling her, right? When we go home tonight all she’ll be able to talk about is how wonderful Uncle Ruki is and what a crappy dad I am.”
“So? It’s not my fault that your daughter has better fashion sense than you do. Or the fact that maybe I am a better father.”
“Whatever, you keep telling yourself that.”
“Hey uncle Reita? Did you know that it’s hard to distinguish between a male and a female Hyena?” Chizuru asked as her and Michiko come running up to where Reita and Ruki are sitting.
“Oh? Really?”
“Yes. The majority of hyena species show little sexual dimorphism, usually with males being only slightly larger than the females. The spotted hyena is an exception to this as females are larger than the males. And did you know that they live in Matriarchal societies?”
“Nope. I had no idea. Where’d you learn that?”
“Discovery channel!” Chizuru said beaming up at Reita. “Did you also know that unlike "true" big cats, that means animals like lions and tigers, the cheetah can purr as it inhales, but cannot roar? Isn’t that cool?”
“Wow! You sure are smart for a little girl Chi-chan!” Reita exclaimed at the little girl.
Ruki shook his head. “I swear she watches as many documentaries as you. I bet she believes she was Napoleon’s horse in her previous life. You two would make for a great father and daughter.”
~
Reita sighed. “I miss getting laid.” He said, the statement coming out of nowhere. They were sitting in the kitchen of Ruki’s house after their visit to the zoo.
“Huh?” Ruki says looking at Reita.
“What the hell Ruki? Weren’t you listening? I said, I. Miss. Getting. Laid.”
“And? What do you expect me to do about it? You have a hand; use it for fuck’s sake.”
“Oh way to be insensitive there, here I thought that I’d get some sympathy from you, but noooooo! Use your hand…” Reita shook his head.
“What the fuck do you want me to do? Bend you over the table and fuck you ‘till you’re raw and bleeding?”
“No you idiot! I was just saying that I was horny and that I missed getting laid.”
At that moment Chizuru came running into the kitchen. “Daddy! Is it ok if Mi-chan spends the night?”
“If it’s ok with uncle Reita, then sure, I don’t see why not.”
Reita glanced at the pleading face of the little girl. “Pleeeeeease uncle Reita!” she begged.
“I guess it’s alright with me.” The girl hugged Reita before running back into the living room to join her friend once again.
“Now here’s your chance to go out. You might even be able to get some action if you keep looking at people like that. Just be careful that you don’t end up pregnant again.” Ruki chuckled at his own joke.
“Yeah right,” Reita rolled his eyes. “And pigs might fly.” He said sarcastically.
~
“We’ve discovered something new about your pregnancies,” the doctor was saying as Reita and Ruki were sitting in her office later that week after getting a phone call saying that there was something urgent that they needed to know concerning their pregnancies.
“And what’s that? That the girls are actually aliens that were implanted within us? Or that they’re really hermaphrodites? ” Reita said laughing and earning a glare from both the doctor and Ruki.
“No, though looking at you that wouldn’t be an impossibility. We did some further research on the blood work that we took from you and the girl. We’ve come to discover that, Ruki, that for some reason your DNA as well as Reita’s was discovered in Michiko even though she’s the baby that Reita gave birth to and the vice versa is true on Reita’s part. Chizuru, I can’t believe you named your kid that, has Reita’s DNA as well as yours. We believe that they discovered some way to implant both of your DNA in the children. So in other words you’re both the mother and the father to your children, of course Reita being the father of Chizuru and Ruki that of Michiko.”
Reita burst out into hysterical laughter. “You’re acting as bitchy as a mother anyways, so it doesn’t surprise me.” He managed to croak out in between his laughter earning another glare from the doctor and a smack upside the head from Ruki. Cowering away from the angry glare of the vocalist he sat still in his chair.
“That is all that we’ve managed to discover. All in all the girls are healthy and normal and you two shouldn’t have any future problems either.”
“So does this mean that we can have sex again?” Reita asks the doctor with a hopeful gleam in his eyes.
“Yes. This means that you can have sex again. I’m sure that you’ve discovered that your penises work normally, there’s nothing wrong with them…well other than what was wrong with them to begin with. We removed the wombs from your bodies when the girls were born, so even anal sex shouldn’t result in pregnancies, if you’re into that sort of thing, though with the size of your manhood I can see why anal sex would be more satisfying.”
Having been checked up again, for the millionth time was Reita’s remark, they got to leave the hospital and if they were lucky they wouldn’t have to go there again.
“What’s wrong with the size of my dick? It’s quite big, I’ll have you know.”
“Mmhmm… That’s what you think.” was Ruki’s reply.
“You really are a bitch, you know that Ruki? The fact that you’re a part of my daughter’s life even more now doesn’t help.” Reita growled.
“My my. It seems that someone is so sexually frustrated that they’re taking it out on innocent little me. And here I thought about asking your opinion about what you thought if you and Mi-chan were to move in with me and Chi-chan, since you practically live at my place anyways, but I guess you’re going to say no since you’re being a whiny bitch.”
“Move in with you?! What the hell for?”
“Well, you moron, seeing as we’re both the parents of both the girls, I think it’s only logical that we live in the same house. Besides, who knows, maybe I can beg Kai to take care of the girl so that we can go out and find you someone to fuck. You have to admit that we haven’t gone out in a while. Talking about changing dirty diapers and smelling like baby puke aren’t really a turn on.” Ruki said.
“You just said that my dick was small! Do you really think that I’d want to go out somewhere with you after that comment?”
“Who told you I said your dick was small? I just said that that’s what you think.”
“Well there’s no way in hell I’m gonna get any ass with you hanging around me, scaring people off with that bitchy attitude. I can get as many as I want without your help.”
“Keep dreaming Casanova!”
“…”
“So are you going to move in or not?”
Reita shrugged. “I have to talk to Mi-chan about it, but I guess so…”
“Good, we’ll go and get some of your things now. The rest can wait until later.”
~
“Hi Kai! It’s Ruki,” the vocalist said into his phone. He had decided to call the drummer after talking Reita into going out to a club to see if the drummer would be willing to baby-sit the girls for the night.
“Oh hi Ruki! What’s up?”
“Nothing much… hey, would you be willing to baby-sit the girls tonight?”
“Why?” the drummer asked suspicion slithering into his voice.
“Umm… Reita and I realized that we haven’t gotten to go out since the girls were born and well…”
“And you think that I’d baby-sit so that you two can go out and indulge in drunken debauchery? Forget it! I have enough trouble having to put up with Uruha and his drinking. I don’t need you two to worry about as well.”
“But Kai~” Ruki whined doing his best imitation of his daughter. Reita was hard put not to burst out laughing at how similar the two sounded. Like father like daughter.
“No buts Ruki.”
“Please! We haven’t gotten laid in aaaaages. We need to get out and take a breather.”
“…”
“Please Kai. Pretty please! Pretty please with a cherry on top?” Ruki begged using every trick that he had learned from his daughter.
“Fine!” Kai huffed, finally giving up, “but I’m dropping the girls off in the morning, so you two better be sober by then. You hear me?”
“Yes mother!” Ruki said wiggling his butt around in a victory dance.
Reita raised and eyebrow at Ruki’s antics, but didn’t say a word to the vocalist about it.
~
“Man! That blows! Next time you suggest we go out, remind me to just stay at home.” Reita whined.
“It isn’t my fault that diapers aren’t conducive to seduction!”
“Not the smartest bulb in the lamp, are you?” Reita mumbled to himself. “So, what now, smarty-pants?” Reita asked in a louder voice so that Ruki would hear.
“I’ve got an idea!” Ruki said triumphantly.
“Well I hope it’s better than your last one, Einstein.”
“Oi! Don’t doubt my greatness! I say we go and get us a bottle of Jack and head back to the apartment and get sloshed there.”
“Well it sounds a hell of a lot better than your previous plan if you look at the outcome of that one. The other guys at the club? One. Us? Zilch!”
“We can have fun together. Just like old times!” Ruki said getting excited and jumping up and down like a kid.
He’s definitely been spending too much time with his daughter Reita mused to himself. He’s even starting to act like her.
~
“Fat load of good that did! I’m still horny as hell!” Reita said as they sat in the kitchen talking over their bottle of Jack.
“Well next time you come up with a better idea.” Ruki countered.
They were bickering and whining to each other like children, clearly having been with the girls for far too long.
“Maybe I will!” Reita huffed pouring himself another glass of the whiskey before getting up and going into the living room. Leaving Ruki with the rest of the whiskey.
Ruki sat at the table leaning his cheek onto his hand and grabbing the bottle. He took a swig straight from the bottle, shuddering at its bitter taste. He was fast becoming drunk.
~
Ruki walked up to Reita who was sitting on the couch watching Discovery Channel, but seeming to be having trouble focusing in his inebriated state, with a slightly wobbly walk. Having drunk the whiskey that they had brought home he wasn’t in any better condition that Reita. “I’m going to go and take a shower.” he said the alcohol getting the better of him. Ruki didn’t get a reply from the bassist. “Did you hear me? I said I was going to take a shower.”
“So? What does that have to do with me?”
“I thought that you could wash my back…”
“Mmhmm. Just give me a yell when you want me to-“Reita didn’t seem to get the hint so Ruki took a hold of the bassist’s ear and started to drag him towards the bathroom like dragging a child to its room after being naughty.
“Ruki! What the fuck!?” Reita yelled when the vocalist let go of his ear.
“You didn’t get the hint so I decided to take matters into my own hands, that’s what!”
“What hint, you midget? All you said was that you wanted me to wash your back.” Reita retorted as he started to make his way out of the bathroom. “I’ll be in the-“once again Reita was silenced, but this time by Ruki pressing his lips to Reita’s with bruising force. Dwelling his tongue into Reita’s mouth as the bassist gasped from surprise and pain as his back hit the wall. Reita could taste the whiskey and cigarettes on the other’s tongue.
They broke apart gasping for breath. Ruki gave Reita a sly smile before stripping out of his clothes and stepping into the shower. Ruki let the water run over his body as the bassist stood leaning against the wall, dumbstruck. Why had Ruki kissed him again?
“Are you going to join me or what?” Ruki asked the bassist.
Shaking himself out of his stupor the bassist slowly nodded and after getting rid of his clothes he stepped into the shower to join the waiting vocalist.
Immediately Ruki shoved Reita against the wall, making the bassist hiss from the contact with the cold tiles, once again pressing their lips together and making the bassist feel light headed. Parting his lips when the vocalist licked his bottom lip asking for entrance, Reita let Ruki take control of the kiss, before grabbing a hold of the shorter man’s hips and turning them around so that Ruki was leaning against the wall. Reita moved his mouth away from the vocalist’s plush lips to nibble at his neck, causing him to groan and writhe in pleasure.
“Reita...” the vocalist moaned as the blond started to trail his lips down the vocalists torso, kissing and nipping the skin, leaving small red marks all over the smaller man’s chest. Reita let his other hand trail up Ruki’s body, eliciting another delicious moan when his fingers traveled over the vocalist’s nipple. Reita leaned his head down to lick and bite the man’s pink nubs while his hand played with the other, pinching and teasing before he continued his trail downwards towards Ruki’s throbbing member.
Reita got on his knees and grabbed a hold of Ruki’s length, pumping it before he let his thumb slide over the tip. The vocalist leaned his head back and moaned at the pleasure the action caused him. Reita continued to tease the vocalist until he was a writhing mess in his hand before slowly wrapping his lips around the head. Reita let his tongue slide into the slit before taking more of the vocalist’s length into his warm at wet mouth.
“Hhnghh... Reita!” Ruki moaned before his fingers tangled into Reita’s hair tugging painfully, causing the bassist to moan around his mouthful, the sound sending vibrations up the vocalist’s length. Hollowing out his cheeks Reita continued to bob his head up and down until he could feel the vocalist getting close to his peak. Giving the large vein on the underside a final lick Reita pulled away. Ruki moaned at the loss of the bassist warm mouth around his throbbing member. Getting up Reita kissed the vocalist, letting him have a taste of himself before leaning down to his ear
“Turn around,” Reita whispered next to Ruki’s ear in a husky voice dripping with lust. Ruki did as he was told. The blond turned around in search for something to slick up his finger with when he heard the smaller man say “Top shelf,” his breathing still ragged.
Reita reached over to the top shelf of the shower rack for the lube. Popping the cap Reita spread some onto his fingers before slipping them down between Ruki’s legs to tease at his entrance. He let one finger slip into the tight heat letting it slide in and out a few times before adding another one and then a third, scissoring them to stretch the vocalist further making Ruki whimper and push back against them to take them in deeper.
“Oh fuck!” Ruki cried out and that’s when Reita knew that he had found the shorter man’s prostate. Sliding his fingers back into the tight heat in the same angle he elicited more cries from the vocalist until he finally withdrew them.
He placed the head of his cock at the vocalist’s puckered entrance before slowly sliding it into the waiting heat. Once fully sheathed, Reita waited for Ruki to adjust. The vocalist soon pushed against the bassist giving him permission to move.
Reita pulled back to slide his length out until just the head was inside Ruki’s tight heat before pounding back in and causing Ruki to cry out from the pain and pleasure that coursed through his body. Reita established a steady rhythm pounding to the vocalists writhing body, Ruki turned his head and captured Reita’s mouth in a sloppy open mouthed body swallowing the bassist’s groans as he continued to slide his cock into Ruki his movements getting more frenzied as he neared his peak, the vocalist pushing back to meet Reita’s movements taking him in as deep as he could go.
Reita grabbed Ruki’s forgotten length and started to pump it as frantically as he was moving in and out of him, wanting the smaller man to slide over the edge with him and knowing that he’d once again found Ruki’s sweet spot when he screamed out Reita’s name.
“Reita... I- I’m gonna… Oh god!” was all that Ruki was able to say before the pressure that had been building up in the pit of his stomach exploded. His cum smeared on Reita’s hand and the wall as the blonde continued to pump his hand up and down letting Ruki ride out his orgasm. Reita wasn’t far behind. With a final few thrusts he was coming hard, Ruki could feel Reita’s heat spreading inside him.
Holding out his other hand, Reita leaned against the wall trying to catch his breath.
After a few moments of silence that was only broken by the sound of the shower running, the drops hitting the tiles on the floor and their erratic breathing, Reita finally spoke. “I guess it might not be such a bad idea after all, if Michiko and I move in with you and Chizuru.” He turned Ruki around and pulled him under the running shower letting the welcoming coolness of the water cool of their heated bodies and capturing those plump lips once again in a heated kiss.
~
Kai walked into Ruki’s apartment the next morning with the girls to find it was still quiet. The door to the bedroom was closed and neither Reita nor Ruki was anywhere to be found.
“Reita? Ruki?” he called out before he entered the apartment with the two girls scrambling inside yelling out for their daddies.
“Where could they be?” he asked the girls.
In the bedroom Reita stirred. His head pounded like someone was hitting it with a ten tonne hammer, cracking one eye open he winced, the light coming in from behind the curtain making his headache worse. He closed his eyes again and turned onto his side only to realize that there was someone else in the bed with him. He forced his eyes open only to see Ruki sleeping next to him, drooling onto his pillow. That’s when it hit him.
“Ruki! Shit! Wake up!” he said to the vocalist shaking him roughly.
“Fuck you Reita!” Ruki grumbled trying to swat the bassist away from him until he realized who was in bed with him. Opening his eyes in a flash, Ruki looked at Reita’s face before trailing his eyes downwards to take a look at the rest of the bassist.
“Shit!” he exclaimed trying to scramble out of bed, his hangover forgotten.
Reita realized what the vocalist was panicking about and started to scramble out of bed as well only to end up tumbling over the smaller man, who had gotten tangled up in the sheets and lost his balance.
They lay on the ground, a heap of tangled limbs.
“Reita? Ruki? You in there?” they could hear Kai asking from behind the door before it opened a crack and the drummer poked his head in. Taking one look at the heap on the floor he mumbled an
“uh…” turning around and closing the door behind him.
Chizuru came running up to the door, intent on going into her father’s bedroom.
“Daddy, daddy!” she called out.
Kai stepped in front of the door to block the little girl’s path. “No, no, Chi-chan. Don’t go in there.” He said to the little girl. “SOMEBODY might wanna put on SOME clothes while I take the girl out for BREAKFAST” he yelled out to the two in the bedroom, starting to feel a little embarrassed, but mostly annoyed.
He ushered the two girls out of the door once more.
“Where are we going uncle Kai?” Michiko asked.
“I’m thinking of getting some waffles first,” Kai smiled down at her, “what do you think?”
“Yay! I love waffles!” Michiko beamed and grabbed her friend’s hand, “come on Chi-chan, let’s hurry!”
Kai smiled as he saw the two little girls skip happily down the street in front of him. His expression darkened as the scene in the bedroom with his two errant bandmates flashed into mind, “I knew it.”
~
A/N: I want to thank my boisterous and slave driving uke for the idea and all the help in writing this. You're the greatest though I really should tie you up and gag you for back-talking to much ;p
I hope it's not too big of a disappointment xDD
Chapters: OneShot
Author:cherryrazor
Genre:humor/smut
Warnings:manxman and bad attempt at humor
Rating:NC-17
Pairings/Characters: ReitaxRuki
Synopsis:What happens when Ruki and Reita have become daddies.....
Disclaimer:They're all locked up in a cage in a high tower. Sadly the only thing that is mine is the story itself.
Comments:This is a sort of sequel to the one-shot that walkin_siesta wrote a while back called "Knocked Up". I dedicate this to her and to my wifey neopolly. My first Reituki without you.. are you proud of me?
~
Ruki opened the door to a whiny, “But daddyyyyy~”
“No, Mi-chan, you cannot wear the pink boots uncle Ruki gave you to the zoo,” Reita told his daughter firmly, before looking up at Ruki and rolling his eyes, “She’s your kid, I swear…”
Ruki chuckled and let them in,
“Hello Michiko, Chi-chan is watching TV.”
Michiko ran towards the living room to join her friend and soon childish chatter filled the room. The two fathers gravitated towards the kitchen.
“I still can’t believe you named your kid after one of our songs…”
Ruki shrugged, busying himself with getting a glass of water and putting it down on the table before Reita, before settling on the chair across from him, “I like Chizuru.”
Michiko came running into the kitchen wearing completely different clothes than what she’d had on when they arrived.
“Mi-chan! What are you wearing?” Reita asked as his daughter came to a stop before him.
“Chi-chan gave this to me. Uncle Ruki bought it for her, but she said that she didn’t want it. “
Reita shook his head. “I swear Ruki. She’s so not like me. “
“I think it looks great on you, Mi-chan.” Ruki said, not taking any notice of Reita’s remark.
“Daddy, is it ok if I give this to Mi-chan then?”
“Sure, I don’t see why not,” Ruki answered his daughter.
“Thank you uncle Ruki” Mi said running to Ruki to hug him and then running off to follow Chi into the living room.
Ruki shook his head. “And I swear. Chi is so your daughter. She’s nothing like me. She doesn’t give a damn about what she wears or looks like. For her it’s just her and the damn tv.”
Reita snorted. “You think they might have messed up and given us the wrong daughters at the hospital?”
“You never know…”
~
“Look at the monkey Rei. It looks just like you. “
“Fuck you Ru!
“Reita! Watch your potty mouth!”
“Shut up midget!”
Michiko ran up to them then. “Uncle Ruki? Will you buy me an ice cream?”
“Sure, Mi-chan!” Ruki said, giving the girl money to buy ice cream for her and Chizuru.
“Thank you uncle Ruki! You’re so much nicer than daddy is.” She said hugging the vocalist before running off.
Reita glared at Ruki. “You do know that you’re spoiling her, right? When we go home tonight all she’ll be able to talk about is how wonderful Uncle Ruki is and what a crappy dad I am.”
“So? It’s not my fault that your daughter has better fashion sense than you do. Or the fact that maybe I am a better father.”
“Whatever, you keep telling yourself that.”
“Hey uncle Reita? Did you know that it’s hard to distinguish between a male and a female Hyena?” Chizuru asked as her and Michiko come running up to where Reita and Ruki are sitting.
“Oh? Really?”
“Yes. The majority of hyena species show little sexual dimorphism, usually with males being only slightly larger than the females. The spotted hyena is an exception to this as females are larger than the males. And did you know that they live in Matriarchal societies?”
“Nope. I had no idea. Where’d you learn that?”
“Discovery channel!” Chizuru said beaming up at Reita. “Did you also know that unlike "true" big cats, that means animals like lions and tigers, the cheetah can purr as it inhales, but cannot roar? Isn’t that cool?”
“Wow! You sure are smart for a little girl Chi-chan!” Reita exclaimed at the little girl.
Ruki shook his head. “I swear she watches as many documentaries as you. I bet she believes she was Napoleon’s horse in her previous life. You two would make for a great father and daughter.”
~
Reita sighed. “I miss getting laid.” He said, the statement coming out of nowhere. They were sitting in the kitchen of Ruki’s house after their visit to the zoo.
“Huh?” Ruki says looking at Reita.
“What the hell Ruki? Weren’t you listening? I said, I. Miss. Getting. Laid.”
“And? What do you expect me to do about it? You have a hand; use it for fuck’s sake.”
“Oh way to be insensitive there, here I thought that I’d get some sympathy from you, but noooooo! Use your hand…” Reita shook his head.
“What the fuck do you want me to do? Bend you over the table and fuck you ‘till you’re raw and bleeding?”
“No you idiot! I was just saying that I was horny and that I missed getting laid.”
At that moment Chizuru came running into the kitchen. “Daddy! Is it ok if Mi-chan spends the night?”
“If it’s ok with uncle Reita, then sure, I don’t see why not.”
Reita glanced at the pleading face of the little girl. “Pleeeeeease uncle Reita!” she begged.
“I guess it’s alright with me.” The girl hugged Reita before running back into the living room to join her friend once again.
“Now here’s your chance to go out. You might even be able to get some action if you keep looking at people like that. Just be careful that you don’t end up pregnant again.” Ruki chuckled at his own joke.
“Yeah right,” Reita rolled his eyes. “And pigs might fly.” He said sarcastically.
~
“We’ve discovered something new about your pregnancies,” the doctor was saying as Reita and Ruki were sitting in her office later that week after getting a phone call saying that there was something urgent that they needed to know concerning their pregnancies.
“And what’s that? That the girls are actually aliens that were implanted within us? Or that they’re really hermaphrodites? ” Reita said laughing and earning a glare from both the doctor and Ruki.
“No, though looking at you that wouldn’t be an impossibility. We did some further research on the blood work that we took from you and the girl. We’ve come to discover that, Ruki, that for some reason your DNA as well as Reita’s was discovered in Michiko even though she’s the baby that Reita gave birth to and the vice versa is true on Reita’s part. Chizuru, I can’t believe you named your kid that, has Reita’s DNA as well as yours. We believe that they discovered some way to implant both of your DNA in the children. So in other words you’re both the mother and the father to your children, of course Reita being the father of Chizuru and Ruki that of Michiko.”
Reita burst out into hysterical laughter. “You’re acting as bitchy as a mother anyways, so it doesn’t surprise me.” He managed to croak out in between his laughter earning another glare from the doctor and a smack upside the head from Ruki. Cowering away from the angry glare of the vocalist he sat still in his chair.
“That is all that we’ve managed to discover. All in all the girls are healthy and normal and you two shouldn’t have any future problems either.”
“So does this mean that we can have sex again?” Reita asks the doctor with a hopeful gleam in his eyes.
“Yes. This means that you can have sex again. I’m sure that you’ve discovered that your penises work normally, there’s nothing wrong with them…well other than what was wrong with them to begin with. We removed the wombs from your bodies when the girls were born, so even anal sex shouldn’t result in pregnancies, if you’re into that sort of thing, though with the size of your manhood I can see why anal sex would be more satisfying.”
Having been checked up again, for the millionth time was Reita’s remark, they got to leave the hospital and if they were lucky they wouldn’t have to go there again.
“What’s wrong with the size of my dick? It’s quite big, I’ll have you know.”
“Mmhmm… That’s what you think.” was Ruki’s reply.
“You really are a bitch, you know that Ruki? The fact that you’re a part of my daughter’s life even more now doesn’t help.” Reita growled.
“My my. It seems that someone is so sexually frustrated that they’re taking it out on innocent little me. And here I thought about asking your opinion about what you thought if you and Mi-chan were to move in with me and Chi-chan, since you practically live at my place anyways, but I guess you’re going to say no since you’re being a whiny bitch.”
“Move in with you?! What the hell for?”
“Well, you moron, seeing as we’re both the parents of both the girls, I think it’s only logical that we live in the same house. Besides, who knows, maybe I can beg Kai to take care of the girl so that we can go out and find you someone to fuck. You have to admit that we haven’t gone out in a while. Talking about changing dirty diapers and smelling like baby puke aren’t really a turn on.” Ruki said.
“You just said that my dick was small! Do you really think that I’d want to go out somewhere with you after that comment?”
“Who told you I said your dick was small? I just said that that’s what you think.”
“Well there’s no way in hell I’m gonna get any ass with you hanging around me, scaring people off with that bitchy attitude. I can get as many as I want without your help.”
“Keep dreaming Casanova!”
“…”
“So are you going to move in or not?”
Reita shrugged. “I have to talk to Mi-chan about it, but I guess so…”
“Good, we’ll go and get some of your things now. The rest can wait until later.”
~
“Hi Kai! It’s Ruki,” the vocalist said into his phone. He had decided to call the drummer after talking Reita into going out to a club to see if the drummer would be willing to baby-sit the girls for the night.
“Oh hi Ruki! What’s up?”
“Nothing much… hey, would you be willing to baby-sit the girls tonight?”
“Why?” the drummer asked suspicion slithering into his voice.
“Umm… Reita and I realized that we haven’t gotten to go out since the girls were born and well…”
“And you think that I’d baby-sit so that you two can go out and indulge in drunken debauchery? Forget it! I have enough trouble having to put up with Uruha and his drinking. I don’t need you two to worry about as well.”
“But Kai~” Ruki whined doing his best imitation of his daughter. Reita was hard put not to burst out laughing at how similar the two sounded. Like father like daughter.
“No buts Ruki.”
“Please! We haven’t gotten laid in aaaaages. We need to get out and take a breather.”
“…”
“Please Kai. Pretty please! Pretty please with a cherry on top?” Ruki begged using every trick that he had learned from his daughter.
“Fine!” Kai huffed, finally giving up, “but I’m dropping the girls off in the morning, so you two better be sober by then. You hear me?”
“Yes mother!” Ruki said wiggling his butt around in a victory dance.
Reita raised and eyebrow at Ruki’s antics, but didn’t say a word to the vocalist about it.
~
“Man! That blows! Next time you suggest we go out, remind me to just stay at home.” Reita whined.
“It isn’t my fault that diapers aren’t conducive to seduction!”
“Not the smartest bulb in the lamp, are you?” Reita mumbled to himself. “So, what now, smarty-pants?” Reita asked in a louder voice so that Ruki would hear.
“I’ve got an idea!” Ruki said triumphantly.
“Well I hope it’s better than your last one, Einstein.”
“Oi! Don’t doubt my greatness! I say we go and get us a bottle of Jack and head back to the apartment and get sloshed there.”
“Well it sounds a hell of a lot better than your previous plan if you look at the outcome of that one. The other guys at the club? One. Us? Zilch!”
“We can have fun together. Just like old times!” Ruki said getting excited and jumping up and down like a kid.
He’s definitely been spending too much time with his daughter Reita mused to himself. He’s even starting to act like her.
~
“Fat load of good that did! I’m still horny as hell!” Reita said as they sat in the kitchen talking over their bottle of Jack.
“Well next time you come up with a better idea.” Ruki countered.
They were bickering and whining to each other like children, clearly having been with the girls for far too long.
“Maybe I will!” Reita huffed pouring himself another glass of the whiskey before getting up and going into the living room. Leaving Ruki with the rest of the whiskey.
Ruki sat at the table leaning his cheek onto his hand and grabbing the bottle. He took a swig straight from the bottle, shuddering at its bitter taste. He was fast becoming drunk.
~
Ruki walked up to Reita who was sitting on the couch watching Discovery Channel, but seeming to be having trouble focusing in his inebriated state, with a slightly wobbly walk. Having drunk the whiskey that they had brought home he wasn’t in any better condition that Reita. “I’m going to go and take a shower.” he said the alcohol getting the better of him. Ruki didn’t get a reply from the bassist. “Did you hear me? I said I was going to take a shower.”
“So? What does that have to do with me?”
“I thought that you could wash my back…”
“Mmhmm. Just give me a yell when you want me to-“Reita didn’t seem to get the hint so Ruki took a hold of the bassist’s ear and started to drag him towards the bathroom like dragging a child to its room after being naughty.
“Ruki! What the fuck!?” Reita yelled when the vocalist let go of his ear.
“You didn’t get the hint so I decided to take matters into my own hands, that’s what!”
“What hint, you midget? All you said was that you wanted me to wash your back.” Reita retorted as he started to make his way out of the bathroom. “I’ll be in the-“once again Reita was silenced, but this time by Ruki pressing his lips to Reita’s with bruising force. Dwelling his tongue into Reita’s mouth as the bassist gasped from surprise and pain as his back hit the wall. Reita could taste the whiskey and cigarettes on the other’s tongue.
They broke apart gasping for breath. Ruki gave Reita a sly smile before stripping out of his clothes and stepping into the shower. Ruki let the water run over his body as the bassist stood leaning against the wall, dumbstruck. Why had Ruki kissed him again?
“Are you going to join me or what?” Ruki asked the bassist.
Shaking himself out of his stupor the bassist slowly nodded and after getting rid of his clothes he stepped into the shower to join the waiting vocalist.
Immediately Ruki shoved Reita against the wall, making the bassist hiss from the contact with the cold tiles, once again pressing their lips together and making the bassist feel light headed. Parting his lips when the vocalist licked his bottom lip asking for entrance, Reita let Ruki take control of the kiss, before grabbing a hold of the shorter man’s hips and turning them around so that Ruki was leaning against the wall. Reita moved his mouth away from the vocalist’s plush lips to nibble at his neck, causing him to groan and writhe in pleasure.
“Reita...” the vocalist moaned as the blond started to trail his lips down the vocalists torso, kissing and nipping the skin, leaving small red marks all over the smaller man’s chest. Reita let his other hand trail up Ruki’s body, eliciting another delicious moan when his fingers traveled over the vocalist’s nipple. Reita leaned his head down to lick and bite the man’s pink nubs while his hand played with the other, pinching and teasing before he continued his trail downwards towards Ruki’s throbbing member.
Reita got on his knees and grabbed a hold of Ruki’s length, pumping it before he let his thumb slide over the tip. The vocalist leaned his head back and moaned at the pleasure the action caused him. Reita continued to tease the vocalist until he was a writhing mess in his hand before slowly wrapping his lips around the head. Reita let his tongue slide into the slit before taking more of the vocalist’s length into his warm at wet mouth.
“Hhnghh... Reita!” Ruki moaned before his fingers tangled into Reita’s hair tugging painfully, causing the bassist to moan around his mouthful, the sound sending vibrations up the vocalist’s length. Hollowing out his cheeks Reita continued to bob his head up and down until he could feel the vocalist getting close to his peak. Giving the large vein on the underside a final lick Reita pulled away. Ruki moaned at the loss of the bassist warm mouth around his throbbing member. Getting up Reita kissed the vocalist, letting him have a taste of himself before leaning down to his ear
“Turn around,” Reita whispered next to Ruki’s ear in a husky voice dripping with lust. Ruki did as he was told. The blond turned around in search for something to slick up his finger with when he heard the smaller man say “Top shelf,” his breathing still ragged.
Reita reached over to the top shelf of the shower rack for the lube. Popping the cap Reita spread some onto his fingers before slipping them down between Ruki’s legs to tease at his entrance. He let one finger slip into the tight heat letting it slide in and out a few times before adding another one and then a third, scissoring them to stretch the vocalist further making Ruki whimper and push back against them to take them in deeper.
“Oh fuck!” Ruki cried out and that’s when Reita knew that he had found the shorter man’s prostate. Sliding his fingers back into the tight heat in the same angle he elicited more cries from the vocalist until he finally withdrew them.
He placed the head of his cock at the vocalist’s puckered entrance before slowly sliding it into the waiting heat. Once fully sheathed, Reita waited for Ruki to adjust. The vocalist soon pushed against the bassist giving him permission to move.
Reita pulled back to slide his length out until just the head was inside Ruki’s tight heat before pounding back in and causing Ruki to cry out from the pain and pleasure that coursed through his body. Reita established a steady rhythm pounding to the vocalists writhing body, Ruki turned his head and captured Reita’s mouth in a sloppy open mouthed body swallowing the bassist’s groans as he continued to slide his cock into Ruki his movements getting more frenzied as he neared his peak, the vocalist pushing back to meet Reita’s movements taking him in as deep as he could go.
Reita grabbed Ruki’s forgotten length and started to pump it as frantically as he was moving in and out of him, wanting the smaller man to slide over the edge with him and knowing that he’d once again found Ruki’s sweet spot when he screamed out Reita’s name.
“Reita... I- I’m gonna… Oh god!” was all that Ruki was able to say before the pressure that had been building up in the pit of his stomach exploded. His cum smeared on Reita’s hand and the wall as the blonde continued to pump his hand up and down letting Ruki ride out his orgasm. Reita wasn’t far behind. With a final few thrusts he was coming hard, Ruki could feel Reita’s heat spreading inside him.
Holding out his other hand, Reita leaned against the wall trying to catch his breath.
After a few moments of silence that was only broken by the sound of the shower running, the drops hitting the tiles on the floor and their erratic breathing, Reita finally spoke. “I guess it might not be such a bad idea after all, if Michiko and I move in with you and Chizuru.” He turned Ruki around and pulled him under the running shower letting the welcoming coolness of the water cool of their heated bodies and capturing those plump lips once again in a heated kiss.
~
Kai walked into Ruki’s apartment the next morning with the girls to find it was still quiet. The door to the bedroom was closed and neither Reita nor Ruki was anywhere to be found.
“Reita? Ruki?” he called out before he entered the apartment with the two girls scrambling inside yelling out for their daddies.
“Where could they be?” he asked the girls.
In the bedroom Reita stirred. His head pounded like someone was hitting it with a ten tonne hammer, cracking one eye open he winced, the light coming in from behind the curtain making his headache worse. He closed his eyes again and turned onto his side only to realize that there was someone else in the bed with him. He forced his eyes open only to see Ruki sleeping next to him, drooling onto his pillow. That’s when it hit him.
“Ruki! Shit! Wake up!” he said to the vocalist shaking him roughly.
“Fuck you Reita!” Ruki grumbled trying to swat the bassist away from him until he realized who was in bed with him. Opening his eyes in a flash, Ruki looked at Reita’s face before trailing his eyes downwards to take a look at the rest of the bassist.
“Shit!” he exclaimed trying to scramble out of bed, his hangover forgotten.
Reita realized what the vocalist was panicking about and started to scramble out of bed as well only to end up tumbling over the smaller man, who had gotten tangled up in the sheets and lost his balance.
They lay on the ground, a heap of tangled limbs.
“Reita? Ruki? You in there?” they could hear Kai asking from behind the door before it opened a crack and the drummer poked his head in. Taking one look at the heap on the floor he mumbled an
“uh…” turning around and closing the door behind him.
Chizuru came running up to the door, intent on going into her father’s bedroom.
“Daddy, daddy!” she called out.
Kai stepped in front of the door to block the little girl’s path. “No, no, Chi-chan. Don’t go in there.” He said to the little girl. “SOMEBODY might wanna put on SOME clothes while I take the girl out for BREAKFAST” he yelled out to the two in the bedroom, starting to feel a little embarrassed, but mostly annoyed.
He ushered the two girls out of the door once more.
“Where are we going uncle Kai?” Michiko asked.
“I’m thinking of getting some waffles first,” Kai smiled down at her, “what do you think?”
“Yay! I love waffles!” Michiko beamed and grabbed her friend’s hand, “come on Chi-chan, let’s hurry!”
Kai smiled as he saw the two little girls skip happily down the street in front of him. His expression darkened as the scene in the bedroom with his two errant bandmates flashed into mind, “I knew it.”
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A/N: I want to thank my boisterous and slave driving uke for the idea and all the help in writing this. You're the greatest though I really should tie you up and gag you for back-talking to much ;p
I hope it's not too big of a disappointment xDD