Feb 20, 2009 19:01
- 07:30 Dream. I was walking down a corridor of bathrooms. Out steps Bill Mosely wearing nothing but an astronaut helmet. We have sex on the floor.
- 07:31 It's televised for all to see. He later does interview confessing he lost his virginity.
- 07:32 Dream 2. A group was over for a dinner party. I was married to Dr. Drew Pinsky. They all ate frozen lean cuisine type dinners.
- 07:33 Dream 3. Said group was chased into a closet by some sort of zombies. We had firearms and planned on opening the door guns blazing.
- 07:35 Only we opened the door to a daycare group. The kids were sitting watching tv. No monsters. We opened fire anyway.
- 08:50 I'm infected by your genetics.
- 11:16 i could kill the world right now. swear to god.
- 12:02 ranted on lj, now all betters.
- 16:25 Whoa. I actually cleaned my counter. I've got to dust off my living dead dolls and put them back, but it's done! shocker.
- 18:15 tinyurl.com/bquf5l LULZ
- 19:47 My dad just called. Nice of him. Trying to get him to go see ACL with me in ATL. I want him to see it, also to drive... haha.
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